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There's never enough

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*accidently overrides last save*

I wish I could quicksave in real life. Like. I wanna see how well I'd do in a knife fight. I wanna see if I could outrun the cops. I wanna confess my love and go back without consequences. I wanna see jump off a building. I wanna spend all my money at an amusement park. But I don't want consequences you know.

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BORN TO FORGET

WORLD IS A BLUR

I Am Memory Issues Man

410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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Now I just have more questions-

impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work

worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss

guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:

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happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

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inspiration

that's a human woman

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Get. that. ass.

Protests are ongoing outside the homes of Brett Kavanaugh and the conservative Supreme Court Justices.

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I keep seeing people talk about the "oncoming cult boom" like we haven't been here for like three years.

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have to say once more.. bigender people who are both men and women get no respect or consideration cause yall make us just women or just men depending on which one will invalidate our arguments or make us sound like oppressors, and none of yall can figure out how to fit us into your gender politics bc acknowledging us as real men AND real women would require understanding that men and women are not fully different, separate and opposite groups. bigender m+w means you cant group everyone into “men and non-men” and act like these are coherent categories. bigender m+w means you will need to let bigender wlw talk about wlw experiences without painting them as aggressive male intruders, and bigender mlm talk about mlm experiences without painting them as fetishizing straight women. bigender m+w means you cant treat us as if were exclusively men the moment we talk about anything you dont like regarding gender so you can paint us as purely actors of oppression who have never suffered misogyny despite also being women. bigender m+w means you have to rethink how you think gender works and what you believe about nonbinary people aligning themselves with a binary gender meaning theyre just “man lite or woman lite” when some of us are aligned with both binary genders. etc..

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Hello, I made a thing! This is a resource pack that changes all fonts in Minecraft to Open Dyslexic! I'm not dyslexic myself, but I am good at making resource packs, so I thought this could help some people out! (And if you are dyslexic, please give me feedback!)

According to my brief research, this font is the one dyslexic people generally seemed to prefer. Here are some screenshots of what it looks like!

[ID: Five Minecraft screenshots. They are the title screen, debug screen, an open book saying "Words! And other words! Punctuation!?!?! This is a font with lots of letters and I am definitely not making this up as I go. Look there are more characters in the english alphabet!", a sign that says "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog", and the pause menu. end ID.]

Download the pack here if you want, and if you find it helpful, please reblog and share!

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Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

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a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.

kid: what are you eating from that basket?

me: triangles.

kid: can i have triangles?

me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?

kid: no

me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?

kidd: what???

me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?

kid: i am not afraid of screaming.

me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.

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