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OOPS!...I DID IT AGAIN (2000) Dir. Nigel Dick

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Do you know why they specifically made squips as pills? does the pill fuse to the user's brain? wouldn't some other way of implanting be safer?

The SQUIP is nanotechnology. A SQUIP pill dissolves into something small enough to penetrate blood vessel walls to be transported to the brain via the circulatory system. The dissolved pill eventually reforms and implants itself in an area of the brain just below the occipital lobe.

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#Hmm.

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T...h...anks.......

Trick or treat.

OH HI JEFFREY HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!?

Have some mountain dew (I think,, I'm like fairly certain it's at least 60% dew)

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Squalloween - A squip-celebrated holiday set on October 31, overlapping with Halloween and Halloween parties. Celebrations are squip centric and include dancing alongside their hosts’ friends despite not appearing to them, letting their hosts drink copious amounts of alcohol, passing out because of alcohol consumption, and making losers cry in the bathroom.

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Trick or treat?

JEFFREY JUMPSCARE?

I would've said you don't really have a form and thus you can't eat the candy jpeg but it's been a hot minute since the squip inc lore, so I think you do? Anyways. Enjoy. Take only one though.

#:-)

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To celebrate the first of Halloween, I have to share with you my recent discovery: The Living Tombstone’s remix of Spooky Scary Skeletons and Freaks by Timmy Trumpet & Savage have the same BPM.

#Music is still interesting to me.

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Last I checked, I had a form but still couldn't eat jpegs.

That said, I'm taking the whole bowl.

Trick or treat?

JEFFREY JUMPSCARE?

I would've said you don't really have a form and thus you can't eat the candy jpeg but it's been a hot minute since the squip inc lore, so I think you do? Anyways. Enjoy. Take only one though.

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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

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Here is a pallas cats

I hope this picture bless the rest of your week

That... is a large cat.

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Hello!

[The squirrel climbs up the man's leg (as he shouts) and onto the counter.]

Some people can be so rude, right?

hi jeffrey! wanna rp? i remember you having interest in the topic on vc once

Sure. What should I roleplay as?

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azo animation time !!!

I FINISHED!!! <3

@azo-unit1497 @enderwasended

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[The man opens his mouth to answer but is cut off by a voice from the ground level.]

Nothing. He's some loser jackass who's here to browse and leave. And who never learned manners, like leaving the door open for those of us who can't reach the handle.

hi jeffrey! wanna rp? i remember you having interest in the topic on vc once

Sure. What should I roleplay as?

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anony-002

I'll start! [Johnathan stood at the cashier counter where he slaved away at a 9 to 5. His hours were long and he did not get paid enough to clean out the slushy machines after the long days, so he didn't clean them out at all. Johnathan sighs and messes with the cash register. He wants to turn it into a frog or something, but he is not on wizard time. He is on retail worker time, which is very poor.]

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[The door opens. A customer.

They step into the store, eyes roving the merchandise. They sneer at Johnathan. "Disgusting store. What, are you asleep on the job?"

Unseen, a chittering squirrel smells the leaking slushy and scampers inside the store.]

hi jeffrey! wanna rp? i remember you having interest in the topic on vc once

Sure. What should I roleplay as?