lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off
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can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now
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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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hey you can grow on me like moss if you dont have any plans for later
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tradgedy enjoyers when you look into the eyes of your worst enemy and can only see yourself
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It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.
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what do you think ned and peter talked about at 13?
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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse
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