I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?
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god. whatever. wash my delicates on high. i dont even care. i feserve iy. ive been a bad girl. right out of doggy daycare detention. ive bit my share of humans in my life. the men, and the women, and everyone in between. ive tasted blood. my own and others. can you say the same? have you tasted freedom. do you have what it takes to even turn the dial on that machine. i defy you to continue to exist within my presence. you disgust me. do whatever you want. fuck you -doggirl monologing at herself in the mirror
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girl help the yellowstone biologists are captivated by my unique personality and natural behaviors
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why do homosexuals always have to consume each other 😭😭get your teeth out that bitch he hasn't showered in weeks!!
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im going to fucking rearrange your guts— wh— why are you— IM NOT FLIRTING IM THREATENING Y. STOP PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON IM GOING TO CUT YOU OPEN AND PUT YOUR ORGANS IN THE WRONG PL. STOP GIGGLING THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTIVE WHAT
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The difference between a fetish and a kink is that a fetish grows down from the ceiling but a kink grows up from the floor
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Me and my cold hands <3
Men love me for my cadaver swag. The way my skin is cold like a corpse, my off-putting demeanor, and the way I stand in the threshold of the still-living and the dead.
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there is something deeply wrong with me and the very center of my being is deformed scarred and disgusting BUT it adds to my character and makes me incredibly attractive
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(flirting) you look like you bruise really easily haha. i can smell fear btw
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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out
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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.
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Being correctly referred to by it/its is like dramatic melodrama music playing "No one... has called me that in decades..."
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Progress is a non-linear route. Which means everyone has full right to make mistakes and mess up. If I am anything but perfect, however, throw me to the dogs.
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tumblr are you telling me something
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Okay. (questionably? It’s fine though, just silly human emotion things that I’m working out)
Hey. You up? It's been a hot second since we last spoke, and I just wanted to check in.
How sweet. I'm doing well this morning, and how are you?
-Pseudo
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