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Ashley's earphones.
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Jammin'
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*Looking through a photo album.*
Andrew: You never smile in photos. I'm looking at twenty different photos of you, and I cannot see your teeth in one of them.
Ashley: I don't see your teeth in any of these either.
Andrew: Yeah, but I have a twinkle in my eyes.
Ashley: My eyes twinkle!
Andrew: No, your eyes tire.
Ashley: Tire?
Andrew: Like a low-impact Gorgon.
Ashley: ... Fuck you!
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Obscure Stand of The Day 72.
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Stand name: None.
Namesake: None.
Created by: Joe Weltjens.
Year of creation: 1997.
User: May Evans.
History: May is introduced in Diesel by using her Stand to break up a fight between Thomas and Joseph. She is later injured by the blind Stand user.
Ability: Like many Stands in Diesel, May's Stand has some kind of electrical ability.
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Ashley: You're such a pessimist.
Andrew: Wrong. I expect the worst, so I prepare for the worst, and when the worst happens, I'm ready.
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Obscure Stand of The Day 71.
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The layout of Arrow Cross House.
Stand name: Arrow Cross House.
Namesake: Cross House, a location from Otaro Maijo's previous novel, Tsukumojuku.
Created by: Otaro Maiijo.
Year of creation: 2012.
User: Penelope de la Rosa.
History: Arrow Cross House first appeared in 2007 around Cube House. After its appearance, Reimi loses all her memories.
Appearance: Arrow Cross House has four arrows facing North, South, East, and West.
Abilities: Arrow Cross House has three abilities.
House Manipulation: Reimi can manipulate Arrow Cross House and its walls to rotate incredibly fast. The centrifugal force does not affect people inside the house.
Dimensional Sealing: Reimi can use the arrows of Arrow Cross House to seal people in a pocket dimension underneath the house. When a person is placed in this dimension, they are put into a stasis.
Lifelines: Arrow Cross House maintains all human necessities under all circumstances.
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Arrow Cross House's user Penelope de la Rosa.
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People who send death threats like "you should unalive yourself' or "kay why ess" are honestly such pussies. If you're gonna tell me to kill myself then at least use your big boy words
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Ashley tried to scare Andrew once when they were little, she sat beside his bed with a flashlight and was gonna shine it up at her face when he moved. Instead she blinded herself and woke him up screaming in pain while flailing a flashlight around.
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Andrew, annoyed: OK, what's the problem now?
Ashley, pouting: Well, I don't know. I was thinking it's a little sus you haven't made me your Pogchamp.
Andrew: ...
Ashley: ...
Andrew: The fuck language is that? Are you speaking to me in Canadian or something?
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Obscure Stand of The Day 70
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Stand name: Cube House.
Namesake: Kunio Katō's La Maison en Petits Cubes.
Created by: Otaro Maiijo.
Year of creation: 2012.
User: Penelope de la Rosa.
History: Cube House is unique because its user, Penelope, doesn't know its existence. It manifests in the far future and is 36 universes away from her. Cube House also takes the form of a teenage girl named Reimi Sugimoto. Cube House first appears in Chapter 4: Morioh.
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Cube House as Reimi.
Appearance: Cube House's true form is a large white cube with eight square rooms.
Abilities: Cube House has three primary abilities.
Tesseract Structure: Cube House is structured like a tesseract. Its eight rooms are four-dimensionally adjacent on all six sides. Opening any door in the rooms, including the ones on the floor and the ceiling, leads to another room that is exactly the same.
Time Travel: If someone falls through four doors in the centre of Cube House, gravity will rapidly increase the speed of their fall, bending time and space around them.
Rolling: Reimi can't leave Cube House because she is also the Stand. However, she can roll Cube House like a die and travel that way.
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Cube House's user Penelope de la Rosa.
Bonus: Wound.
Penelope is also a user of a book original ability called a Wound. Wounds function similarly to Stands, except they're less controllable than Stands. Wounds are born from a person's repeated physical or emotional trauma.
Wound name: Coulrophobia.
Namesake: Phobia of Clowns.
Appearance: Coulrophobia takes the form of a short and fat Clown.
Ability: Coulrophobia can lock down whatever room it appears in. The clown will then use a noose it carries to hang people who are locked in the room.
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Penelope's Wound, Coulrophobia.
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Ashley: Hey, babe, do you want another murder fact?
Andrew: No! I don't want another murder fact!
Andrew looks behind Ashley and sees a large pile of paper.
Andrew: Dear Lord, woman! Are all those facts you wrote down!?
Ashley: I've been hyper-fixated on true crime podcasts.
Andrew: I'm going to email The Entity to revoke your ear privileges.
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Obscure Stand of The Day 69 (nice).
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Stand name: None.
Namesake: None.
Created by: Joe Weltjens.
Year of creation: 1997.
User: Jet Lee.
History: Jet Lee and his Unnamed Stand come from the American comic book Diesel. The Stand first appears in the fight with the unnamed blind Stand user and his blood Stand. Jet Lee uses his Stand to save his friend Alex.
Ability: The unnamed Stand can shoot the tips of its fingers, which are attached to wires and end in points. Using this ability, his Stand can cling onto trees and swing through them using its extended fingers.
Trivia: The Stands user is likely named after the Singaporean actor and Martial artist Jet Li.
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Obscure Stand of The Day 68.
Stand name: Scarface.
Namesake: Brian De Palma's Scarface.
Created by: Otaro Maiijo.
Year of creation: 2012.
User: Pannacotta Fugo.
History: Scarface was not used or shown and was only named in Otaro's authors' notes.
Ability: Scarface can create mass delusions in large crowds.
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Obscure Stand of The Day 67.
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Stand name: None.
Namesake: None.
Created by: Joe Weltjens.
Year of creation: 1997.
User: Joseph.
History: Joseph first summons his unnamed Stand upon meeting Diesel's protagonist, Thomas Diesel, and attacks him. Joseph and Diesel briefly use their Stands to fight before another Stand user named May Evans stops the fight.
History of creation: In 1996, comic book writer Joe Weltjens received a fan-sub version of the 1993 Stardust Crusaders OVA. Deciding that the story should be brought to America, he approached the comic company he worked for, Antarctic Press, about translating the manga. When they couldn't afford the licensing rights for JoJo, Weltjens created Diesel's first and only issue.
Ability: The Stand's ability is not fully shown but is related to electricity. This Stand is also one of three electricity Stands.
Trivia: Weltjens likely named this character after Joseph Joestar.
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Obscure Stand of The Day 66.
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Stand name: Twister.
Namesake: Jan de Bot's Twister.
Created by: Otaro Maiijo.
Year of creation: 2012.
User: Prosciutto Cappano.
History: Little is known about Twister, as it only appears in this illustration and is not named in the novel. Twister first appears in Jorge Joestar, Chapter 8: Nero Nero Island.
Abilities: Twister's ability is unknown.
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They're all sharing the brain cell.
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Andrew drunkenly tries pouring a glass of wine but hasn't removed the bottle's cap.
Ashley, sober and holding back giggles: You want to try taking the lid off?
Andrew, laughing at himself: Fucking hell.
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Ashley: *Eating in the passenger seat.*
Andrew: *Driving* You better not be making a mess over there.
Ashley: I'm not making a mess.
Andrew: Clean up your crumbs, damn it.
Ashley: What crumbs? The only crumbs that I got...
Andrew: I'm gonna use your head as a brush to scrape it off the seat.
Ashley, giggling: Uh oh.
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