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ace7librarian · 11 hours
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fucking BOOBS you
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They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.
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ace7librarian · 11 hours
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Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out
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ace7librarian · 12 hours
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I just noticed that the infected Paul gives Emma a little nod when she says "you made it!"
I hate it here
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ace7librarian · 12 hours
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"What if max didn't stop the bullet" au but instead of angst, steph has really bad aim, misses pete entirely, and through an elaborate series of riccochets instead hits the target on one of the carnival games at watcher world winning a comically large blinky plushie that she and pete now have to carry around for the rest of the musical
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ace7librarian · 12 hours
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Jägerman's Body
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this is so niche BUT PLEASE BLOW THIS UP IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME CONSIDERING THIS IS LIKE 2 OF MY FAV THINGS EVER
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ace7librarian · 12 hours
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I love how Avatar perfectly balances "the kids are going to save the world!" with "which is pretty fucked up, actually."
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ace7librarian · 14 hours
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sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*
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ace7librarian · 15 hours
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sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:
the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth
the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck
the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger
a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist
sexy pirate
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ace7librarian · 15 hours
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I feel like we, as a society, are sleeping on how funny Sklonda Gukgak is as a character. yes, yes, she's amazing and heartbreaking and I would die for her. we all know it. let's talk about how she is objectively fucking hilarious.
she's a single mom. she instituted a minimum four hour nightly sleep for her son, completely ignoring the fact that her son got his sleep and coffee habits from her. she took a hard left from police work into public defense, but kept her gun and goes to active crime scenes with her son and his friend. they mentioned one (1) time that she was dating a devil who is easily ten times the size of her entire body. this fact is never brought up again. she loves her son's friends, but does not like or trust any of them. despite this, she 100% went on vacation with them and all their parents. she laments her son's relentless and self-destructive work ethic right before conking out on the kitchen table at 3am. she helped her kid eat a dragon.
this woman is as feral as they come. she's hilarious. I adore her. 11/10, Brennan. no notes.
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ace7librarian · 22 hours
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"and her solution was NOT to kill her parents?!" Adaine-
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ace7librarian · 22 hours
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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight
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ace7librarian · 22 hours
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sorry but kipperlilly’s big inciting incident being that she is not interesting enough is sooo funny like this is deeply that “your parents are Upper. Middle. Class.” clip from bodies bodies bodies
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ace7librarian · 22 hours
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Fire and Ice, Rage and Sorrow
are we still friends? by tyler, the creator // dimension 20: fantasy high junior year // i wanna be your girlfriend by girl in red // dimension 20: fantasy high junior year // i wanna be your girlfriend by girl in red // dimension 20: fantasy high junior year // jealousy, jealousy by olivia rodrigo // dimension 20: fantasy high junior year // not allowed by tv girl
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ace7librarian · 22 hours
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personally i am on team “oisin does legitimately have a crush on adaine and it is just slightly complicated by the plans to you know murder her whole party but like wow she has such potential for rage if she also dedicated herself to ankarna we really could rule the world together hey ivy don’t you think adaine would make an amazing rage driven wizard empress?”
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ace7librarian · 22 hours
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Trigger Warning for Suicidal Ideation
People keep talking about how Kipperlilly is probably mad at Lucy for not coming back. How Lucy chose to be dead rather than to be alive and with her best friend. But I wonder if Kipperlilly is mad at herself. Mad for picking the cowardly way out. For clinging to some awful, rage-filled semblance of living rather than “sticking to her guns” and dying in peace. Is she mad that she chose to live rather than stay dead with her best friend?
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