nobody wants to work anymore
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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crazy out of context and not much better with context
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when did we as a society start allowing a sandwich to cost sixteen dollars? eighteen? I know I've paid twenty-one dollars for a sandwich at this point. is this just the world now? sandwich prices don't come down like gas prices. they go up & up & up. good luck to us all
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if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know
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GOD They are literally "I can make him better" and "I can make her worse".
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