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my favorite example of Elder Scrolls Online Quest Writing (TM) is this one quest where like. okay lemme greentext this shit
talk to random Argonian in town
he says a Dark Elf couple bought his daughter as a slave and worked her to death years ago
him and his wife have already killed the couple in question in revenge, but now they want to kill the couple's daughter too
ask for your help to lure her into an ambush
walk ten feet to a bar where the now-adult daughter is hanging out
you can ask her about her parents, she says she was really young when they owned slaves and she doesn't approve of it at all in retrospect
you are given multiple options to either warn her about the ambush or walk her directly into it
if you warn her about the ambush, your only option is to kill the Argonians outright. if you don't warn her, you have to help kill her. no diplomacy, only death
if you didn't warn the Dark Elf and killed her, the wife of the Argonian couple says afterwards that "we killed them all, but our daughter remains dead. we are just as bad as them"
if you felt bad for the Dark Elf girl and killed her attackers, as soon as the quest ends, she cheerfully says "gee willikers i can't wait til this Pact falls apart so i can go back to owning slaves just like my parents"
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Eastern cities on the west coast
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addiehour · 4 days
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I will say it is hard to be nice to people here when so much of casual tumblr vernacular is just… inherently hostile. Some of you genuinely do not seem to understand that there are alternatives to flippantly insulting strangers.
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Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?
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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
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“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” the tortured poet screams
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addiehour · 8 days
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not watcher fans organizing a way to gift a bunch of subscriptions to their new streaming platform to fans who can't/won't pay for it.......full fucking offense, can y'all go buy an esim for someone in Gaza
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Everybody wants a goth gf until she cuts off your hand so she can sew it on to her pet undead Victorian guy
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ALSO ON THE TOPIC OF LISA FRANKENSTEIN I THINK THE ONLY REASON THEY MADE THE STEPMOTHER NAMED JANET WAS TO HAVE LISA SAY DAMMIT JANET LIKE THAT AS A REFERENCE TO THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
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LIZA SOBERANO AS TAFFY lisa frankenstein (2024) | dir. zelda williams
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