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“God of Stupidity” beautiful
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So in my Mythology class we had to make up what Gods would rule over modern day America. The “assignment” was for fun and we got out of hand with some of them (I had the Goddess of Memes one)
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earlier this year in my English class we had to make presentations about gender stereotypes and how society views relationships. one group’s presentation had a slide dedicated to zach effron. it wasn’t even about how he was an example of what society thinks men should be like. it was just a tribute slide for zach effron.
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But fuck minorities if they want guns right? That’s why you asshats are always bitching about “Kate’s Wall” or whatever the fuck.
I literally train minorities with guns pro bono.
Gun owners want all law abiding minorities to be armed.
We support legal Immigration. Not illegal. “Mexican” is not a minority race, you know that right?
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if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities
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What next, a sea bear?
So, I have a fascination with tabloids. SPECIFICALLY tabloids that sound like garbage fandom alternate universes
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If a man says he’s going to hurt himself unless you do what he says, let him. You aren’t responsible for his actions. You are not guilty for what he does to himself, you don’t owe him, you are not his thing to control, you don’t exist to serve him, you are allowed to go on living your life.
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When you’re Catholic and you like anime
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this is the most sophisticated phishing e-mail I have ever received and if they had sized the logo correctly and actually proofread the fucking thing I probably would’ve clicked that button
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gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9
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A graduate student has created the first man-made biological leaf. It absorbs water and carbon dioxide to produce oxygen just like a plant. He did this by suspending chloroplasts in a mixture made out of silk protein. He believed it can be used for many things but the most striking one is the thought that it could be used for long distance space travel. Plants do not grow in space, but this synthetic material can be used to produce oxygen in a hostile environment. (Video)
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Once upon a midnight dreary while I pondered, weak and weary...
Goddang raven tap dancing on my roof
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Socialism is great in theory, but poor in practice
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weird new trick cures socialism 
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me, on my death bed: i hope soul and maka are happy and in love
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A sudden, terrifying thought
When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.
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If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.
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Now look at this dragon.
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See those eyes?
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They’re to the SIDE.
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This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.
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What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…
As PREY?
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Steven universe comic by kaboom!
Written by Rebecca Sugar
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hello! we’re a band from south london called bears in trees and when we aren’t doing whatever this is, we’re writing some lameass ukulele punk songs
we have a spotify where you can jam our songs (about asthma attacks, pet snails running away, dealing with depression, etc) here
we have a youtube where we cover all the emo pop jams we listened to when we were 16//pop jams we listen to now here
thanks for reading and uhhhh…stay hydrated
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