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Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

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Jaune: What is- Ruby do you have my family crest tattooed on your inner thigh!?

Ruby: Nope.

Jaune: I could have sworn I saw it.

Ruby: Oh, how are you going to prove that I do? Maybe spread my legs and take a nice close look~

Jaune: ...Fuckin' maybe.

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Those Wintry Nights

Yang: Soooo, I’m guessing you wanna hear all about our thrilling heroics, eh Jaune?

Jaune: *Dazedly looking into the distance* Huh? Oh, that. No, I’m good.

Nora: *Dramatic gasp* Ren! Something’s wrong with Jaune! Take his temperature!

Ren: *Ignores*

Ruby: She does have a point, Ren. Jaune was really disappointed after all.

Weiss: *Playfully* Well he is basically a glorified babysitter.

Yang: It was pretty exciting. Me and Blake were awesome! *Clutches bicep*

Marrow: I was there. It’s true.

Yang: Sound less enthused, why don’t you? *Glares at Marrow*

Blake: *Trying to be the voice of reason* Come on guys, be fair. After dealing with a bunch of small children all day, y’know, when he’s not just directing traffic, Jaune’s probably just tired.

Jaune: *Cuts off Yang* Y-yeah, that’s it! I’m tired. *Scratches neck* Really tired actually.

Nora: *Extremely loud and annoying gasp* It is so the haircut!

Yang: Henh?

*Nora zips over to Jaune, grabs his collar*

Nora: *Cackling* No wonder you’re tired, fearless leader!

Weiss: *Hand goes over mouth* Oh my.

Ruby: That’s, ahehehehe *breaks off into giggling*

Marrow: Oh what!? How did-who would-how could he *growls* Viiine, why him!?

Vine: *Calmly sitting next to a bemused Harriet* Do I know him any better than you, Marrow?

Marrow: *Whines*

Jaune: Nora! No!

Blake: Or maybe he’s tired because he’s been hooking up with Cassie.

Jaune: Her name is–

Yang: Pfft, who needs names! You’ve been getting freaky with a MILF on your shift!

Oscar: *To Ren* It’s like this a lot, isn’t it?

Ren: *Suffering* Yes.

*Jaune has a very obvious, very dark hickey*

Yang: So, what was she like?

Ruby: *Stops giggling, appalled and blushing* Yang!

Nora: Ooh, did she ask you to add some sausage to her casserole!?

Weiss: *Embarrassed and blushing a bit, but mostly disgusted* Nora, that’s vile!

Marrow: I need you to teach me your ways, wise and venerated one!

Qrow: *Sighs* I need a drink. *Remembers he quit drinking* Dammit.

Blake: Is she really that good that she’s leaving you so tapped out? *Ignores Ruby’s sputtering*

Jaune: *Completely overwhelmed and embarrassed* G-guys, ch-chill! And I’m not answering any of your questions, they’re all–

Jaune: *Realizes his error*

*Dead fucking silence*

Nora: *Proud and sniffling* You dog.

Yang: Wait, all of them!? That’s like *remembers what Nora told her* six women! And you’re a virgin!

Jaune: *Weakly* Was. I was a virgin. A few weeks ago.

Weiss: *Loses the battle and blushes, both hands cover her mouth now* Oh my.

Ruby: *To herself* I’m an adult, I can handle adult things, including a friend getting intimate with six older women, noIcan’tnowI’mimagingthingsaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!

Marrow: *In total respect and awe, to Harriet and Vine* I know him. He’s my friend.

Blake: I-I. There are no words.

Yang: *Still can’t believe it* Six! How!?

Jaune: I’m a teenager. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex. They’re also really, really fucking hot. And just when I think I’m empty all of a sudden I learn new things. *Eyes glaze over* If anyone ever tells you that six mouths working together isn’t all it’s cracked up to be then clearly they’ve never been sucked or licked by six fucking mouths.

*Silence reigns once more*

Jaune: Welp. That did it. *Opens scroll, puts it to his ear and then winces* Y-yeah, you told me alright. Yes, you win. Yes that means I’ll do the thing. I promise. I-I’m an Arc! It’s embarrassing and kind of weird, but I did give you my word. So, uh, *blushes brightly* yeah, okay, figures. I’ll be over in five.

*Hangs up*

Jaune: Well, gotta go. *Goes quickly*

Marrow: *Into the shocked silence* I’ve never wanted to be somebody else more than I do right now.

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Open RP Starter: The Deputy Headmistress’s Double-life

It was amazing just how ignorant and gullible her students could be—just a nice fake tan, letting her hair down, and a teasing glimpse of a leopard-print bra under a girl’s uniform, and somehow not a single student even noticed that she was their professor Glynda Goodwitch. As a teacher, this total lack of awareness was extremely frustrating—just how many idiots was she mentoring here?

But as a former troublemaker herself, the opportunity to mess with some of her students was just a little too alluring to ignore. Her duties as Deputy Headmistress were really demanding after all, and she was due some fun of her own. It would take some careful planning—making certain she could make her classes while still keeping up the illusion—but she was nothing if not an excellent planner.

By the start of the next week, “Elphaba Warlock” was successfully transferred from Vacuo and ready for some fun~

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Open RP Starter: Dressed to Kill

Glynda felt as if her heart was about to burst out of her chest--she couldn't even remember the last time she'd gone out on a date, and now she was going on a blind date all out of nowhere?! It felt so unreal--she felt excited and nervous all at once. It certainly didn't help that she felt so...exposed in the dress she wore. It was cut so loosely, it left so little to the imagination. At the very least, she was sure her date would enjoy it--as would any other lucky fool that crossed her path and decided to steal her away before the date even began...

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I've heard that a certain studio will be animating that very dark hentai from shindol (I think that's the Author's name). I hope not, but if you are curious about what I'm talking about, it was that one that had a nerdy-looking girl with pigtails that tries to change only to go into the deep end, be raped, abused, and lose her baby, which makes her regret everything while looking at her reflection in the mirror. Jesus, please, no, just no. I hope the source is wrong as that thing still gives me the chills.

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Illegally smol

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(Based on a recent conversation with @n6918)

Entire Team Club

Taiyang: So you’re Nora Valkyrie?

Nora: And you’re Mr Xiao-Long, Yang and Ruby’s dad!

Taiyang: I’ve heard a lot about you, young lady. Tell me, are the rumors true?

Nora: *hands on hips* What rumors do you mean, old man?

Taiyang: *leans close and narrows his eyes, carefully inspecting Nora, then pulls out an old photo of team STRQ*

Taiyang: 🤨 Entire team?

Nora: *jerks a thumb over her shoulder at Jaune, Ren, and Oscar*

Nora: 😏 Entire. Team.

Taiyang:

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(Based on a recent conversation with @n6918)

Entire Team Club

Taiyang: So you’re Nora Valkyrie?

Nora: And you’re Mr Xiao-Long, Yang and Ruby’s dad!

Taiyang: I’ve heard a lot about you, young lady. Tell me, are the rumors true?

Nora: *hands on hips* What rumors do you mean, old man?

Taiyang: *leans close and narrows his eyes, carefully inspecting Nora, then pulls out an old photo of team STRQ*

Taiyang: 🤨 Entire team?

Nora: *jerks a thumb over her shoulder at Jaune, Ren, and Oscar*

Nora: 😏 Entire. Team.

Taiyang:

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And that's how you notice you're inside another dream

Right?

Right??

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nuezouさんはTwitterを使っています: 「https://t.co/oQ25qpAVPj」 / Twitter

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LXKATE 

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So IQ turned out an Arkos au where they live happy for 5 minutes adopting a bunch of tiny Weisses

The kids look pretty happy

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Pyrrha and Nora are wrestling off and on for ten minutes, getting sweaty and winded.

Pyrrha: "Wait, what was our score again?"

Nora: "I don't know! Who wins?"

Jaune, watching the whole time and pointing between himself and Ren: "We do."

Ren, sipping a drink through a straw: *fist bump*

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Just putting this here because there are not many people who are in the know about this particular site, but if you ever want to be able to download an Epub of a lost or deleted fanfic, FicHub is yours to go. Maybe you already knew about the site but I didn't until recently, just thought of sharing with those who also don't.

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Kitty sneaking up on dog

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