My favorite part of this story is she set the meeting for 7:00 am at her mansion. Snoop recalls his crew standing in her driveway at 6:50 because you do not show up late to Ms. Warwick's.
I feel like such a Scrooge, but I hate going to venues with live music. it’s stressful! I want to focus on the people I’m there with, and having to strain to hear them and then shout my answer, sometimes repeatedly, is no fun. there must be something appealing though, bc people are always trying to take me to them.
This evening, my two year old son accidentally slammed a book directly into my nose. It hurt, I yelled in pain, he cried, feelings were hurt all around. Ouch.
Dearest @staff , more than anything else I would like a prompt to confirm that I mean to quit the Tumblr app when I accidentally swipe "back" while trying to scroll.
driving in massachusetts is like fucking naples or cairo or something dude, this kind of shit doesn’t happen in virginia!! yankees are insane!! why do they want to die so bad?? the taxes???
Justin: This is my character Taako and he’s a fucking idiot
Griffin: Hmmmm no, actually, he’s an incredibly competent wizard who was top in his class at magic NASA, so jot that down
Justin: K, so in his backstory Taako accidentally killed 40 people through his carelessness-
Griffin: well, ACTUALLY, it turns out Taako was innocent all along! it was really his assistant who killed all those people because he was jealous of Taako, so, like, jot that down
Justin: Okay, well before that Taako spent his childhood alone on the road, and he’s kinda paranoid cause he’s never had anyone to watch his back-
Griffin: BUT ACTUALLY HE HAD A SIBLING THAT LOVES HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING AND HAS BEEN WATCHING OVER HIM THE WHOLE ADVENTURE AND DESPERATELY TRYING TO REACH OUT TO HIM SO J O T T H A T D O W N