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airbornegoldendude · 3 days

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anonymous requested: tommy’s little "evan 🥺" head tilt

#Daddy?#Sonny's just gonna #Ask nicely?

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airbornegoldendude · 4 days

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𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝙶𝙸𝙵 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂

pick a number and send it into the inbox with a muse/pair in mind. none of these gifs are of my creation and credit goes to the wonderful gif makers!

[ FF ] / [ MF ] / [ MM ]

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airbornegoldendude · 19 days

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text message prompts

[text] You okay?

[text] GO TO BED!

[text] hey you better be alive in there

[text] SOS save me please holy shit

[text] call me this date is going so bad

[text] I have way too much shit to do.

[text] Honestly I'm really worried about you.

[text] Why are you trending on Twitter?

[text] Please let me come over and pet your (pet).

[text] We are in the same building, you could come talk to me.

[text] It's not going to work out.

[text] This is a terrible idea.

[text] people have fetishes

[text] They really do crucify anyone these days huh

[text] I don't know why but that really means me want to stab you

[text] That movie was awful.

[text] For the love of god please help me

[text] I fucked up. I fucked up really bad.

[text] I'm blocking you.

[text] YOU ONE BRAINCELLED BITCH

[text] I regret swiping right.

[text] Everyone lies on their dating profiles.

[text] That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you.

[text] This forced open my third eye and I saw the devil

[text] I'm like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride

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[text] That's just all fucking sorts of fucked up

[text] Why are we here? To suffer? Every other day I get messages that cause pain

[text] In the department of old man fucking, we've got you beat.

[text] have you gotten any work done?

[text] I am beyond shame, try again

[text] You left your left your underwear at my place.

[text] Don't you dare put this on Facebook.

[text] My brother in Christ you're being haunted

[text] I want to wring you like a wet towel and slap you against a wall

[text] The mind is weak but the body is funky

[text] I'm a zombie the law can't stop me.

[text] Jealous of my massive honkers

[text] We left you to die to play minecraft

[text] She would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats

[text] I puked all over the Uber driver's backseat.

[text] I just took a screenshot of that and posted it to Reddit

[text] You said you'd be right back and it's been months.

[text] Can't we talk about this face to face?

[text] Yeah, you'll come learn I just have a thing for milk

[text] Why did you like one of my pics from 2014?

[text] Now's as good a time as any to exchange nudes.

[text] Why would you send me an eggplant emoji?

[text] I write five paragraphs, pouring my heart out, and all you reply with is k?!

[text] Who would dare to lie on the internet?

[text] When I die, please delete all my shit off the internet

[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person

[text] And because I'm god and I've decided that; no, in fact, I'm not done.

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[text] I know you love bloopy reggae jams, now is not the time.

[text] You better not be standing catatonic in your room again.

[text] God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.

[text]: My neighbor just told me he can fix my water heater for 50 bucks. I’m skeptical.

[text]: Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy apples? I paid 10 dollars for 6.

[text]: I mean, I wouldn’t say I have a problem with buying Squishmallows..

[text]: Hey, so you know how you told me no dog? *sends pic* I don’t do well with no’s.

[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.

[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.

[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.

[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.

[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.

[text]: I’m actually in the ER and it’s a long story that involves Best Day Ever from spongebob.

[text]: I fucking hate you–wait you’re not my ex. Who are you?

[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.

[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.

[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!

[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.

[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?

[text]: why do donald duck and winnie the pooh not have to wear pants but other people do?

[text]: Hey you know that show floor is lava? I may have turned the apartment into that..this isn’t a joke, btw. the floor is sticky.

[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it…I smell like Captain America.

[text]: On a scale of one to ten, how many drinks would you need to sleep with me? This isn’t a tiktok trend…or it is.

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airbornegoldendude · 1 month

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airbornegoldendude · 1 month

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Someone said Nick is a walking green flag. Facts 🥰

#sonny fc

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airbornegoldendude · 1 month

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“Let’s ditch these losers so I can pound that ass at home” type of boyfriend

#Someone should uh #Say this to him

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airbornegoldendude · 2 months

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KIT CONNOR arrives at the JW Anderson AW23 show

#Sonny fc #His pants are loose fit because of his Dumptruck ass

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airbornegoldendude · 2 months

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do you have a rules page?

As of right now no. But!!! This blog is a remake. Feel free to check out airbornegoldenboy.tumblr.com for my old rules. They still apply!!!!

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airbornegoldendude · 2 months

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Tommy 'smooth af' Kinard

#I'm sorry??#Sonny says that he will date the helicopter man #DILF energy

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airbornegoldendude · 2 months

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#Sonny fc

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airbornegoldendude · 2 months

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KIT CONNOR — via Instagram (2023)

#Sanford???#Put those away #Sonny face claim

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airbornegoldendude · 2 months

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you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

#As thicc as he is #He needs a sturdy seat

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airbornegoldendude · 2 months

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#Make him blonde #And you have Sonny #it has the energy™

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airbornegoldendude · 2 months

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He giggles softly, looking up from his drink.

"Izzat your idea of flirting? Or?"

A shift of his hips, and he tugs the jacket up over the curve of his ass.

"And, no there's no trick. I can show you sometime, if you'd like..."

@airbornegoldendude

"—there a secret to you squeezing your ass in those pants in the morning or are they just painted on...?"

#bistanders #human au #he's only 20 here #btw

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airbornegoldendude · 2 months

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(They just posted Hank Pym from Ultimates and Sonny is going to bite someone. Preferably Hank.)

#Help

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airbornegoldendude · 3 months

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@overclocks

mr stark

#excuse me mr stark #wrow

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airbornegoldendude · 3 months

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“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

"I mean, you could. I'm sure that the Avengers Mansion isn't going to burn down if you take a morning off," Sonny drawls sleepily. He fumbles for his phone, setting a short timer.

"C'mere. Five more minutes won't hurt."

#overclocks #marvel au

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