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Mb pooks

Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

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Plz get outta my microwave ik it's you nibbling on my food when I cook it

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The twinkification of soap hurts my soul

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bitches be like “he’s the love of my life” and he’s fictional

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Me staring at my director after she says we’re going over we both reached for the gun again

that dance and song has given me trauma like the moves are so painful and tiring especially the squats in one part :(

#theatre #chicago the musical #high school theatre

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I should not have to say this but do NOT reblog or follow my shit if you are a fan of dream. I am blocking people but I want to make it clear if you see me on their blogs.

I didn't want to have a DNI because I find them negative and didn't assume I would have enough interactions to warrant the amount of people I am blocking over this and other things.

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Ur problematic low-key. Crashed ur mothership into my den. (We r also married now but not important)

my bad pooks it was an accident!!1!1! some grey alien tried to crash into me (like rude what the flip)

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child seat

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day 6 of drawing roach into cod until he crawls out of the ground like those zombies in Hordepoint and starts committing arson

tysm to @sweetsweetsaturn for the pic <3

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words cannot describe how much i love ghost and it’s not just because i find him hot like i enjoy his character design and appreciate how his backstory is so well made even though the comic ghost should have been dead along time ago (*cough couch* the hook) LIKE THERES NO WAY THAT MAN HAS SURVIVED ALL THAT 😨 but honestly i just love him as a character also idk wtf i’m yapping about i’m tired i’m just trying to say i love and enjoy ghost as a character and not just cause i find him attractive AND IM TIRED OF THE MISCHARACTERIZATION WITH HIM AND PLEASE STOP MAKING SOAP HIS TWINK BF 🙏🙏 I LOVE GHOAP BUT I DONT WANNA SEE BIG MAN WITH TWINK I WANNA SEE TWO BIG MEN LIKE BEARS

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since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

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OH MY GOD

Overheard at Lieutenant Riley’s office.

Ghost: When I said I liked it rough I didn’t mean my entire life.

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09 Ghost and mini roach

!dialogue from this post

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my other husband

he was waiting for his goth bf to pick him up

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at dinner w pookie!!!!

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yesterday was so windy and rained so hard the bottom of my pant legs were soaked and now it’s just cold :(