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Steve: Why do you guys look so upset?
Paul: Sit down and we’ll tell you
*Steve sits down*
Law: This bench is freshly painted
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Rhea: Our battle ended 500 years ago
Nemesis: Well now I’m ready for a rematch.
Rhea: Took you long enough!
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Primrose: I am not gonna just sit and have dinner with you after you tried to kill me and just broke into my house
Throne: I did not try to kill you-A-I put you on a wire to remove an obstacle, and B-I did not break anything. I am way to talented than that. And C-…Stop being so defensive.
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Partitio: The man before you is a sober as the day he was born
Osvald: You are still drinking
Partitio: This is Goats milk
Osvald: It is brown
Partitio: It was an ugly goat
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Partitio: You okay, bud? Was the trip really that bad?
Osvald: HONESTLY, NO. I’M JUST MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF A MINOR INCONVENIENCE BECAUSE I NEED TO VENT ABOUT THE MULI-HEADED DICK HYDRA THAT IS NOW MY LIFE AND I KNOW THAT YOU’RE A GOOD ENOUGH PERSON TO TAKE IT IN STRIDE!
Partitio: Uhh…Thank you?
Osvald: YOU’RE WELCOME! I TREASURE OUR FRIENDSHIP
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Throné: It’s unacceptable! We shouldn’t let him get away with this!
Agnea: You thinking what I’m thinking?
Throné: Yeah! Let’s stab him-
Agnea: -Let’s give him a piece of our mind
Throné:…Yeah. Your thing.
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Dolcinea: Oh I won’t do that. Apologizing is for the weak and wrong, which is why you should do it to me because you are weak and wrong. And you dance badly.
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Roque Brilliante: As the president of the Roque company I declare this invalid!
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Temenos: A mouse!
Osvald: Go back to where you came from or I’ll stab you!
Ochette: It’ll make a nice meal
Agnea: Aw, you deserve a treat little guy!
Partitio: It’s Ratatoullie!
Throné: his name is Remy…dummy
Temenos: I was going to say to trap it and throw it out the window. What is wrong with you people?
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Temenos: What are you all doing at the bottom of the staircase?
Throné: I accidentally fell down
Hikari: Osvald pushed me down the stairs because I refused to pay his part of our rent
Partitio: Throné bet me 50 leaves that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than she can falling down it. So I slide down the banister to get my money.
Castii: I don't know how I got here. One moment I was sleeping in my bed three floors up, then suddenly I was waking up here just in time to get crushed by Partitio.
Temenos: Know what? You're all on your own.
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Hikari: Have you ever heard the expression, Don’t judge a book by its cover?”
Mugen: No.
Hikari: What about, “It’s what’s inside that counts”
Mugen: huh-uh
Hikari: “Looks can be deceiving?”
Mugen: Doesn’t ring a bell
Hikari: What’s wrong with you?!
Mugen: Ooh! That one I’ve heard!
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Osvald: Wow. A surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined?
Ochette: OSVALD!!!
Osvald: There it is.
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Throné: Emergency! You’re my boyfriend.
Temenos: Ding-dong, okay, brilliant! I may be a bit, rusty in some areas but I will glance at a manual.
Throné: No, no! Not actually my boyfriend.
Temenos: Well that was quick.
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Harvey: You know…if I were to do what I was thinking, I’d be the rottenest person in the world…Okay so I’ll be the rottenest person in the world!
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Harvey: I heard you were dead
Osvald: Only mostly dead
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Osvald: I need your help. I can’t tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we’re gonna hurt some people.
Thronè: …Who’s car we gonna take?
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Scaracci: Allow me to handle this…IT’S THRONÈ’s FAULT!!
Thronè: Precisely my-WHAT
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