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alaskanbullwyrm · 3 hours
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I’m sorry but this is so funny
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alaskanbullwyrm · 18 hours
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www.tdick.gov
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alaskanbullwyrm · 1 day
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incredibly, the architect behind both the building that melts cars in london and the building that burns people in las vegas foresaw this exact problem happening for BOTH buildings, did not do anything to prevent it, and describes the effect as "phenomenal". King
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alaskanbullwyrm · 2 days
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alaskanbullwyrm · 5 days
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alaskanbullwyrm · 6 days
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Yes, the passage of time and getting older can be scary; but the world needs more old trans women in it
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alaskanbullwyrm · 6 days
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alaskanbullwyrm · 9 days
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alaskanbullwyrm · 9 days
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POV you made a popular post about insects
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alaskanbullwyrm · 10 days
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Old as shit skinny white woman in bed hooked up to 200 tubes and machines surrounded by her crying family, she looks up towards the eldest daughter and raises her frail hand. Everyone stops, listening raptly. She coughs twice and then clears her throat, and beckons the daughter closer. ‘i should’ve eaten her pussy. I should’ve rawed that roast beast like a rabid dog on its last legs. I would’ve made her bleed you know. She would’ve thought she came so hard that her period started. The squirt would’ve drowned me, but I’d swallow every last drop of rna so I could sequence it for the years to come. They’d have called me the krypt keeper. I would’ve chewed so hard her gynecologist would’ve woke up in the middle of the night sweating like a stuck pig. But I didn’t. That’s why I’m surrounded by you fucking bozos.’ With her final words she breaths her agonol breath and falls backwards before flatlining, leaving her family in the quiet hospice room stunned and teary eyed in the wake of her passing.
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alaskanbullwyrm · 12 days
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alaskanbullwyrm · 14 days
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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon
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alaskanbullwyrm · 15 days
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alaskanbullwyrm · 16 days
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you’re hearing it more and more
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alaskanbullwyrm · 20 days
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alaskanbullwyrm · 20 days
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I never tuck and one time my cis coworker noticed i had girlbulge and fucking said "oh. Damn girl you shit with that pussy"
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