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an aside but one time I was told by someone who shall remain nameless that I needed to stop treating my plants with such love because plants were inherently evil and spiteful and I'd be much happier once I accepted that and in that moment the sims negative interaction symbol appeared crystal clear in my mind

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found on google images with no context

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has this joke been made before

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my son miraak he has every disease

#oughg the skrunkly

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nin | down in it

“I used to be so big and strong I used to know my right from wrong I used to never be afraid I used to be somebody

I used to have something inside Now just this hole it’s open wide Used to want it all I used to be somebody”

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what's the rarest pairing you've ever been into and how many works are in their ao3 tags

#you guys are getting fics on ao3?

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what the fuck ever

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in my dad’s valiant effort to not misgender people his brain has somehow short circuited and he’s they/them-ing Everyone. my mom? they/them now. his coworkers? all they/them. no one can escape. atad. assigned they at dad

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Me reading my mutuals’ blogs in the morning

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“Tell me again how you and Martin defeated Mehrunes Dagon!”

#shoving this in my mouth so fucking fast

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NO WAY