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#^^^^ #me laughing hysterically when i read the caption THEN realize whats at the end of the post

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#amaury guichon #chocolate guy

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did you actually dissect a frog in school?

yes (usamerican)

yes (non-usamerican)

no (usamerican)

no (non-usamerican)

#we dissected a pig #lemme tell you the smell might still be stuck in my nose hairs more than a decade on

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not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

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Adventures of my boyfriend realizing he can utilize my ao3 knowledge:

While watching Captain America, he suggested I write a Steve Rogers/Diana Prince fic ("They could kill Hitler and then fuck.") and I told him it probably already exists, and then checked.

None in the main pairing tag, but we did find a tentacle rape fic in there, then went on a deep dive into the lack of censorship on ao3 and Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

#'i'm not coming down on the side of censorship but if i was it'd be because of that fic' #are words i heard my bf say tonight that i honestly didn't know I'd ever hear

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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

#ouat tbh

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plagues history and global epidemiology as an autistic special interest was already a heavy topic but not a day goes by I dont briefly recall drunkenly telling people at the bar in autumn 2019 “yeah the next pandemic will probably be a coronavirus and we’re due for one”

if they remember that i have to wonder if they think they met the devil at the club that night

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#i can't believe people are using the knife to POP THE LID OPEN?? #i use the butt end of the butter knife to softly tap along the lid? #i thought that was what everyone did? #with the knife? #but also yeah hot water/open with a towel works too

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One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

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New Character Unlocked!!!

Berries & Chocolate Basket

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MY FAVORITE ZUKO TAGS

#atla netflix

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Imagine just being type cast as "Ocean" and then you can imagine what it's like to be Toby Stephens