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went fast for our sins

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does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

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Are you uncut

I’m waiting for the right one

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conversationalists

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benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰

bad parts of having job:

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man inflation's hittin hard

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#Always play OP and ED first episode. #Skip from there #Only exception is Mashle season 2 #BLING BANG BANG BORN

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Guys im the last person that gets a social security number sorry😔

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I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

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Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:

Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.

The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.

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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

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you. draw homestcuk now.

Literally no way in hell ever

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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

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Braided Garlic Parmesan Bread (x)

#food