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origins is set in ferelden because if you tried to explain the mere concept of orlais to a freshly out of dust town brosca they'd let the darkspawn win

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#litrally

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3 Movies For Every Year I’ve Been Alive   ↳ THE SWAN PRINCESS (1994) dir. Richard Rich

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#crow

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yknow solas from dai right and forgive me bc im sure other ppl already knew this but i just found out about this just now and now i have to say it

so i was scrolling reddit and someone was asking how come they can't seem to write solas dialogue correctly for fanfiction and someone in the comments pointed out that he, not always, but very often, speaks in IAMBIC TETRAMETER? and that's why he SOUNDS LIKE THAT?

#think abt this so often.

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bed of cabbage fried with butter and onions served with sum airfryed potatoes + black pudding for brunch

#wa going to change the vibe with somesour cream but we wer out 😞

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Finding out Walton Goggins absolutely scared the shit out of himself after waking up from a nap in his trailer and seeing his reflection in ghoul makeup is the funniest fucking thing I ever heard

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

#literally like I cannot bake for shit 😞😞😞every time I glance at the recipe and think it will not matter and every time it matters

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Inquisition version of this poll can be found by clicking here!

It'd be interesting to see who your wardens/hawkes actually romance vs. who you'd romance in the tags if you wanna share!

#alistair sweep ig 🙄😒

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Fallout BTS

#first pic shes so pretty its crazy

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#omg forgot this.I need him so bad

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Flicking thru the oc compendium and adding “anxious to the point of visable nausea” note to all whom it applies

#exact description I was missing from my vocab Ty fallouttv show #kitty. blue. Robbie. naire . kitty again she’s in bold

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human interaction so bad it makes u nauseous

#face is actually red .

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#im named after a character from coronation street i think it counts