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The moment Mike Myers needs the money we can move forward with my Austin Powers vs the Evil Dead movie that exists solely so Austin and Ash can say "Groovy" back and forth at each other.

Eventually Ash says "Shagadelic" while pumping a shotgun. This is the emotional climax of the movie.

Post credits we tease Mike Myers vs Michael Myers from Halloween. We absolutely do not follow through with that tease in another movie.

#OH MY GOD PLEASE #PLEASE #reblogs

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

#reblogs

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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@willgrahamscock should’ve hosted the panel

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"if reid dies i quit" - penelope garcia

#They're both so pretty #i love them #reblogs

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

#reblogs

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Run baby run

#oh my GOD #Oh MY GOD #reblogs

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Street Artist Transforms Ordinary Public Places Into Funny Installations 

michael-pederson miguel-marquez

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So I was once actually collecting data in a frozen river, and another guy fell in, filled up his waders and everything. He was wearing cotton (we were floored), and I had the car keys so I was like “alright, I’ll walk you back to the car to make sure you’re okay. Then you can strip down in there and get the heat going. There’s a blanket to wrap up in.” And he looked at me like I was insane. He said, “what? I’m fine.” I informed him that actually, if he stayed outside in subzero temperatures, soaking wet, in cotton, he was Licherly going to Freeze To Death, and he was like, “it’s not the 1800s lmao.”

And then while the guy in charge Forced him to go back to the car and strip, I had to stand there in a frozen river absolutely bewildered by the implication that a Wildife Biologist thought hypothermia is like, an old timey disease that people stopped getting at some point.

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decriminalize:

sex work

addiction

criminalize: 

golf

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Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

#coming out of my cage and ive been doing my wife #for the woman lovers out there #reblogs

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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

#reblogs #tma season 5

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Honestly, all it takes is "bisexuals" and "antibiotics," that's the joke

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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WHAT THE HELL DON’T GET MY HOPES UP!!!

There’s a chance it might be just prop and they say he’s on an assignment somewhere but OH MY GOD LET THIS BE REALLLLLL

#im gonna have to write #so much #reblogs

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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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