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ABCDEFGHI LMNO RSTU Y

18/26

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

#reblogs

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thinking of them again

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTU W Y

23/26

#and per se and #not the right font but i cant be arsed too much #i think this is hard to do in 30 seconds? or at least not trivial? and you can always make sentences longer #it's not so much spelling as keeping track of a bunch of info at once #but a little spelling

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("You're not gonna drink that cup of RAT POISON are you?" "Yup." "NO! George, gimme it, give, give me that, give, gimme! Now, you've got a lot to live for, just mellow out, okay? Let's get on with the interview." // "NO! George, oh, put that, put that down, George, sheesh! Just behave yourself." // "Strung up by your thumbs and- NO! George, oh, put that down, don't drink that cup!")

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y

23/26

a compilation of Weird Al begging George Harrison not to drink rat poison

#reblogs #>75% #sometimes i have to do the transcript when none of the ones out there are good enough

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ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUV Y

21/26

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

#reblogs #>75%

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AB DEFGHIJKLMNO RSTUV Y

20/26

they shouldn't make him say it if he isnt ready

#reblogs #>75%

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ABCDEF HIJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y

22/26

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

#reblogs #>75%

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ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTU W Y

21/26

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might not be this saturday but the following one totally could. bring back the server, have other people on call if they wanna be. invite anyone watching the stream to play along. other word games if we can?

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVW Y

22/26

#and per se and #i know a scattergories website that i can put on a stream with a dummy player #the site also supports pictionary but idk how that works really #not aware of many other web ones that can support a larger group

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVWXYZ

25/26

if i was a gnome i wouldn't do any fucking jolly pranks or mischief im different i would mind my fucking business and drink chamomile with my wife in our separate beds and no we arent chaste we are raw dogging every single day but we sleep seperately because i am so small and when the sun rises i will turn back into stone in whatever position i was before the sun showed its fucking face and it would be really uncomfortable for her to roll over onto my little stone body and also i might get crushed because shes so big

this is my story

#reblogs #>75% #>90%

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(We can drop the two Ukikis off the edge, we can drop the baby penguin off the edge, we can make the mama penguin fall off the edge, we can make the racing penguin fall off the edge, we can make Koopa the Quick fall off the edge, we can send Koopa the Quick to a parallel universe...)

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOPQRSTUVWxY

23/26

no one makes content like pannen

#reblogs #>75% #the X doesn't count 'cause it's not the letter X it's a multiplier X #but people will yell at me if i don't mention it

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ABCDEFGHI LMNOPQRSTUVW Y

22/26

Well I'm gonna say at least some of them didn't

#reblogs #>75%

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW Y

24/26

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

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ABCDE GHI KLMNOP RSTUVWXY

22/26

you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

#reblogs #>75%

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6/26

#and per se and

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ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVWXY

23/26

Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!

#reblogs #>75%

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ABCDEFGHI LMNOPQRSTUVW Y

22/26

hey will you ever post hog. will our eyes ever be graced with your peanits weanits

sorry this sight is reserved for whoever i'm dating and for my future mortician and his 50 mortician colleagues he'll forward it to and for whatever ifunny equivalent morticians use that they'll upload it to

#reblogs #>75%

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVWXY

24/26

this is an Abacion, a member of one of North America’s most nicely textured millipede genera. they’re both very fast and also produce an extremely powerfully-scented defense chemical.

at first, it smells rather like horse manure, and almost unbearably so. but when harassed further this one produced beads of white substance from every segment, and this stuff had an added vanilla scent on top of the dunghill odor. now, after dissipating overnight, the container I kept this animal in smells oddly of chocolate.

…the funny thing being the container’s original purpose was to hold little Japanese chocolate candies, and I spent a long time trying to purge it of the chocolate smell. which just got added back by a stinky millipede

#reblogs #>75% #>90% #this is really not my place to be at all but i just reblog posts i like