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This is what happens when a choir kid is engaged to a clueless man.

#choir #choir jokes #puns

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Shit that happens in a high school choir

• Passing out sheet music becomes harder than it should be • “There isn’t enough sheet music over here!” “THEN SHARE IT” • Sopranos hogging the sheet music • “Someone’s really sharp” “Well, gee I wonder who the f UCK THA T WOULD BE” • *judgemental staring* • Sopranos getting really confused when they don’t have melody • “WHERE THE FUKC IS THE MIDDLE NOTE” • Altos rolling their eyes when the sopranos overpower the WHOLE CHOIR • Sopranos trying to fucking one-up each other • “WE’RE A CHOIR, NOT A BUNCH OF SOLOISTS COMPETING AGAINST EACH OTHER” • Bass voices not being mature enough yet to reach the low notes • Tenors straining to reach the high notes • “It’s a B flat iTS NOT THAT HIGH, STOP STRAINING” • Standing for DAYS • Sopranos never shutting THE FUCK UP • Middles trying to sing their part then giving up when they’re drowned out by everyone else • Middles crowding around each other trying to find their notes • “Altos are a little flat” *exasperated sighing* • “Sopranos are too sharp” “n O SHIT” • Panicking on concert nights because you don’t know the FUCK ING LYRICS • The choir dresses are really shit • Apparently no one knows the meaning of “BALANCE” when it comes to sound • How the FUCK did you even make it into the second choir? • Losing sheet music • “No you can’t eat in the music room” • Everyone eats anyway • THE GODDAMN MUSICAL IS IN LIKE FIVE WEEKS, PEOPLE ARENT SHOWING UP TO REHEARSAL AND IT'L TAKE A GODDAMN MIRACLE TO PULL THIS TRAINWRECK OFF • “Smile and move around a little, you all look like walking corpses” • I T S N OT A FUCK ING SO LO HOLY SH IT

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Why don’t young people listen to choral music?

It’s an aCHOIRed taste!

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someone….pls….draw…..BEEthoven ……..

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psychologist: playing an instrument improves your mental health!

me, a musician: hey now wait a minute

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I have no words

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Music is just wiggling air

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I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑

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Everytime you paint a room, it gets a tiny bit smaller

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There is no physical evidence to say that today is Wednesday, we all just have to trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever.

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does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

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In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted

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that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

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A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

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Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.

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