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sorry to break it to you guys but 😬

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i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.

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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

#sending this post to fantasy rpg developers #xD

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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary

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(I personally bought it because I was having trouble finding a good group to play DND with)

#been following the work of Larian and this one seemed like one of the ones I'd like

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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.

Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.

I feel like I’ll never catch up.

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I feel like we need to stop Twitter callouts and go back to publishing them in the newspaper like gentlemen.

(source: The Frederick Hornet, September 27, 1803.)

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Promithiea reads over Bile's reports. "Huh.... I did not know the ten thousand companions actually had a gender, I assumed them vat grown unechs."

Fabius looks up from the specimen that he has just lovingly stretched out with needles on a work table. Veins twitch in it as artificial nerves fire and the symmetry of movement is recognisable to anyone with a surgical sense of poetry.

"But of course he has - why would he want to miss out on fun with hormones of all kind and everything they can do?

After all, he deliberately chose the most emotionally unstable human gender as the blueprint for his children and grandchildren.

And look what it got him - tantrums and rebellion and utter chaos!

So I'm not surprised that he has female Custodes, at least to get more sober tactical decisions in his immediate environment.

After all, that's what I do too."

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ok but helen and odysseus have SO much potential as a brotp. his lying/disguise skills + her vocal impression abilities? the chaos would be UNSTOPPABLE

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Isn't that those creatures from Bloodborne?

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Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that

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"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

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apparently I never posted this older doodle of Pike taking her pet pig out for walkies..

welp, here you go!

the pigs name is Breakfast <3

#hello #I love her

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at work the other day i was cutting up avocados and one had a tiny seed and i was like to my coworker “me when i have a tiny seed” and she said “i dont know what that means”

#I wish I could wage psychological warfare like that on my coworkers with shitty opinions