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dude i just got shot i need you to suck the bullet out
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media
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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
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Been playing Dragon Age games again and got inspired to draw all my favorite companions
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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing
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just scrolling through a random catholic’s blog and this one had me burst out laughing
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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light
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‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau
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air fryer is worlds most beautiful instrument UNTIL you have to wash that horrible god damn piece of bastard .
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We're all alone, walking in twilight
The night‘s been long, and so many have fallen
Feel no remorse, light will be breaking
Our freedom is worth it all
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