"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move
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your ocs should be friends with mine btw. my ocs told me they want to be friends with yours. theyre too shy to ask so i have to tell you. my ocs are asking your ocs to be friends with them
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girl is that a 9/11 in your pocket. or is your penis just two ofd them and exploding
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what is the solution this is urgent
men that are loverboys are going extinct and the un is doing fuck all about it
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26/7/2021
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i love yr little character in the joe biden post can u tell us how it came to be
it started as a distorted & burned version of my profile picture that i didnt make and then i drew its outline and then i used that as the profile picture and colored the face red because i love red then abel redrew that in a jackbox game and then i redrew the redrawing a couple times and we're at this stage now
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You came from spores, I think.
close enough
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no criticism of my run on idiot english sentences will ever be as scathing as that one time when i wrote like two sentences and someone that reblogged the post tagged it with "read later"
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mocking you for actually buying me minecraft youtuber concert tickets
thank you for the minecraft youtuber concert tickets that you spent real people money on. means a lot. very sibling behaviour of you. <3.
this is so funny why are u doing pr work in my inbocsx
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Hello welcome to lovejoy, here you can listen to hit songs such as:
-i fucked your girlfriend
-you fucked my girlfriend
-capitalism is a prison and the rich will regret the lifestyle they lead
-i'm gonna fuck my ex girlfriend's boyfriend
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Hello welcome to lovejoy, here you can listen to hit songs such as:
-i fucked your girlfriend
-you fucked my girlfriend
-capitalism is a prison and the rich will regret the lifestyle they lead
-i'm gonna fuck my ex girlfriend's boyfriend
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dni if: you have perfect eyesight, clean your room regularly, never want any tattoos, hate milk, are taller than 5’5, don’t own a watch, hate on feel-good movies, don’t use chapstick, sleep with more than 2 pillows, prefer stem over humanities, never had an emo phase, have your own car, actually look like your age, live in a large city, use a planner for school/work, use twitter, have led lights in your room, like swedish fish, look good in yellow, have bad handwriting, or bite your nails.
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i m a normal girl who has normal thoughts all yhe time
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LJGSAUFHFHSJKBDF
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im the guy that says this is the best movie ever made immediately after every movie i watch btw
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The haters try to put me in a crate at night
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