anakur

[anakur]

Found one typo in my headcanons. I'm quitting now

#rambling 🌹 #obvi a joke #but honestly if you DO find any misspellings in my work PLEASE let me know

[anakur]

꒰ ⋆ ˚ 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻 + 𝗸𝘆𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 . ୨୧ . ꒱

🔎 ; gn!reader x kyle and stan (seperate), fluff, headcanons

💭 ; theyre adorable

𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗻

hes funny, hilarious really

rarely falls in love, sticks with one for years before he becomes self aware that he fell out of it (cough cough wendy)

but he does get a LOT of little crushes

touchstarved stan truther

“you’re cool stan”  “really?” thinks about the compliment forever

swear to god clinginess ik i said this before

ALL OVER U

has to sit next to u, the first person he thinks of when smth happens, ur opinion over anyone else’s

gets so sad if ur hanging out with someone else when hes right there!!

walk past him and hes making a u-turn 🥱

kind of grew out his barfing

not really he just thought he did because he stopped mostly with wendy

always wants to initiate some kind of touch or any cheesy romantic act

stares at your hand bc he wants to hold it soo bad

literally lovesick. love. sick.

probably would never confess until hes on the verge of exploding or until he sees you are interested in him

made a song abt u like at 4am but scrapped it midway

if ur talking to someone he like slides in with his own little quip bc he wanna talk to u too 💔

𝗞𝘆𝗹𝗲

if you show any sign of interest or even flirt hes thinking about that forever

after that hes approaching you

him approaching straight up?? ok so funny!!

honestly gets so delusional

“stan they talked to me today, i think they like me” like no bb they js asked if u had a charger

ur gonna be partners w him in class (sorry stanny)

super nice

i think he prob prefers studying alone bc all his friends are idiots but wuld not mind w u

actually mayb bc then he wuld be distracted,,,

HELLOOO pulls on the flaps on his hat only means two things

hes embarrassed or angry

accidentally wrote your name instead of his on an assignment

“y/n why did u turn in two assignments”

had a missing assignment + died of shame

lwk i forgot all my previous hcs n afraid im gonna contradict myself 😭

oh yeah follows u on almost every social media platform, not all bc he doesnt want u to think hes a weirdo

giddy when he sees u going on his little virtual farm

#reblog 🌹 #THIS IS SO CUTE❤

[anakur]

And they're done!

! Requests are open !

I'm thinking once I get home, I'll write the rules for requesting and I'll start taking requests :>

Probably will take only a few requests right now, so to get the hang of writing and publishing them systematically

#rambling 🌹 #does this tag work here as well?

[anakur]

I'm thinking once I get home, I'll write the rules for requesting and I'll start taking requests :>

Probably will take only a few requests right now, so to get the hang of writing and publishing them systematically

#rambling 🌹 #i used to have a writing blog before #i took requests for it but i havent touched it in years #-that is ever since i finished middle school #now as a high schooler my writing has definitely improved #my vocabulary too (or so I'd like to believe) #that may be because ive began reading more.. classic literature..? #and now try to imitate everything i like about in in my own writing #instead of thinking h*rry p*tter was the peak of literatue.. #/tbf that wasnt the only thing i read. but it WAS my favorite book series for.. some time #ive healed since then

[anakur]

@ctallena

pls that's so nice– 😭

Also sorry for responding this way- i can't reply to your comment 'cause this is my sideblog ಥ_ಥ

#rambling 🌹

[anakur]

Hi can you do a rainy day confession with Kyle please

ofccc!!!

⋆ RAINY DAY CONFESSION WITH KYLE :

kyle is PRAYING for it not to rain

will make his hair all frizzy n shit and he will look like a dumbass in front of you while confessing his feelings 😿

weather couldnt have chosen a better day to rain smh

he puts a hoodie on so he would be able to protect his hair

he had to change in the last minute bc of the rain so he was kinda late

he took an umbrella with him too

u were waiting in the promised place for him

IMMEDIATELY opened the umbrella and covered you so u wont get wet

the rain somehow made the confession even more romantic???

like whattt

better than in a sunny day

imagine he kisses you with one hand wrapped around your waist

the other one holding the umbrella hiding both of you from the rain

THATS SO CUTEEEEEE

AND U CANT PROVE ME OTHERWISE

requests are open!!

#reblog 🌹 #kyle broflovski x reader #giggling and twirling my hair as i read this

[anakur]

WELCOME ✧༻✧

We've done this all before

We were angels once

Don't you remember?

.・✫・゜Requests: Closed

masterlist ✦⋆🎀

rules ✦⋆💌

about me ✦⋆❤

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[anakur]

MASTERLIST ✧༻✧

They say we are asleep until we fall in love

We are children of dust and ashes

But when we fall in love we wake up

[Work In Progress]

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[anakur]

RULES ✧༻✧

Drink with me, my love

For there's fire in the sky

And there's ice on the ground

Either way, my soul will die

All characters are aged up to be of high school age

Currently I only write the main 4 boys (Eric, Kyle, Stan and Kenny) and Butters

–> I'll consider adding other characters in the future

I don't write smut, but I will sometimes include things that are more nsfw

Obviously I will not write anything that's illegal or morally wrong (this includes yanderes)

I don't write polyamorous relationships

I don't write about ocs

I won't write overly descriptive readers. As in, when you request a reader with a lot of traits; especially ones that don't have much in common (I don't know if this makes sense :[ )

If you're not sure about something, you can always ask me first!

I don't bite; if you request something that turns out to be against my rules I won't get mad, I promise!

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[anakur]

ABOUT ME ✧༻✧

All of my life has been searching the words

Of poets, and saints, and prophets, and kings

And now at the end all I know that I've learned

Is that all I know

Is I don't know a thing

[🧸] Hi, I'm Anya. Your average musical and literature fan, oh also i write south park x reader things —> that's the main goal of this blog

[🎲] A Kyle girl through and through, so there's definitely some favouritism going on here

—> as in, I'll most often write about him

[📌] Super obsessed currently with: Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812

—> which also made me want to read War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy

[🎸] Favorite musicals: Natasha Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812, the Phantom of the Opera, Moulin Rouge

[🎪] Favorite South Park characters: Kyle, Wendy, Jimmy, Henrietta, actually all the goth kids

[📕] Favorite books: hard to choose..

[📖] Currently reading: School reading assignments :')

[🖋] Currently working on: requests

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[anakur]

Cuddling him would include... (Featuring The Main 4 & Butters)

🌹| A/N : My first post ^^ I'm glad to have finished it though I am a tad bit worried over my characterisation of them. Guess that's just how I am haha

🥀| Warning(s) : slight nsfw implications- mostly parents' assumptions, but also during the last part for Kenny

Stan ⋆ ˚｡⋆🎧˚

Listening to music. Sharing earbuds or earphones. Especially when his parents are arguing (or if Randy is just... Being Randy)

You two are cuddling, as you look up, you see Stan with his earbud in hand, listening to the noise outside his room. He sighs before turning to you. He presses you closer to him as he turns up the volume on his phone. You wrap your arms around his neck and he closes his eyes, relaxing at your touch.

Smells like weed. Because,, Tegridy Farms.

Wears his beanie when you're cuddling. You take it off and he gets grumpy. Kiss him on his forehead in conciliation and watch as he gets that stupid Charlie Brown grin on his face.

The first few times you cuddled in Stan's room, he cleaned it up beforehand but after the first few times, he stops. Not to say his room is dirty, just, you may find an empty bottle on his nightstand, some clothes tucked underneath his bed or a hoodie draped over his desk chair, threatening to fall.

At some point Stan may get up to move it but it only ends up falling, so he leaves it on the floor. Next time you come over its still there (he swears he picked it up eventually and it just fell again)

The first time you two were cuddling he spent the majority of the cuddling session with his face pressed into the crook of your neck or your shoulder. You found it sweet. He was flustered, because in actuality he was trying to fight the urge to vomit. Eventually he has to excuse himself for a moment. Felt he messed up and ruined the moment, but his heart skipped a beat when he came back to see you waiting for him with open arms.

Kyle ⋆ ˚｡⋆📚˚

He finds drooling to be a bit gross, even though he knows it's not something you control. In the beginning of your relationship he will wake you up to tell you that you were drooling. Reasurres you it's fine when he watches you get embarrassed. Later on in the relationship, he'll just grab a tissue from the box on his nightstand and wipe it off himself.

It's what he keeps his tissue box there for. nothing else

Has to keep the door open, because his mom tells him to. Although his dad is a bit more lenient about it.

Sometimes when you forget about it, Ike will come into the room- having announced himself by a short knock at the door- as he stares at his phone and simply tells you:

" Mom says to keep the door open. "

Ike then proceeds to leave it wide open

" Close it halfway. "

He's already gone.

Kyle's the one who gets up to do it, leaving the door ajar. Everytime. Doesn't make you get up. If you ask for a glass of water, he'll also get it for you (and give you a forehead kiss). Don't abuse that power though, once you overuse it he'll start making you get it yourself.

Will not fall asleep when you're playing with his hair, but, he does feel very comfortable in that position

Says very sweet mushy stuff to you and gets embarrassed when he realizes you were awake the whole time. He trails off and stops talking.

Pushes you away playfully if you ask why he stopped or tell him to continue talking.

If you're watching a movie and cuddling, with a blanket covering you both, especially if it's dark outside and the lights are turned off, Sheila eyes you suspiciously when walking by. Staring particularly onto the blanket on your laps, covering you both waist down.

Kenny ⋆ ˚｡⋆🗑˚

Finds it cute when you drool. He'll chuckle and wipe it off.

Keeps his door closed. Hates it when you can hear his parents arguing. He would offer to share his ear phones but they're not in the greatest condition. Electric sparks flying and exposed wires. So, bringing your own pair would be very much appreciated.

Whispers mushy things to you when you're asleep. When he notices you're awake, he switches it up and starts saying dumb things just to make you laugh. Hears you give in and start giggling and he grins, acting surprised as if he had no idea you were awake.

When Kenny's household becomes too loud, he'll take you outside and lay on the grass together. Makes up constellation names.

It's the middle of the night while you're both sprawled out on the bed. You're sleeping and he's awake. He listens to the sounds outside the window and your breathing. When he hears you moving, he looks over and gently pets your hair, telling you to go back to sleep. His voice quiet and gentle.

be prepared for waking up and having Kenny casually mention he got morning wood

Cartman ⋆ ˚｡⋆🍫˚

Liane asks him to keep the door open but she's very lenient about it, by simply mentioning it as she walks by Cartman's room.

Also will bring you two snacks

Cartman is the type of person to tell his mom you're hungry, when, in fact, he was the one who suggested getting something to eat.

Flabbergasted when his mom turns to you asking what'd you'd like to eat.

Tries to cut you off, suddenly switching to 'we'

Smells like food.

Unlike the other guys he does NOT clean up his room beforehand. I believe however, his room is clean for the most part.

You had to nag him to clean his bed. Yes, his sheets are regularly washed and his bed gets made (both by Liane), but he eats in his bed. Which leaves some crumbs, that stay even after he 'sweeps them off' with his hands.

Imagine Liane's utmost surprise to see her darling son, Eric, on the bathroom floor, with his bed and pillow covers, squinting at the instruction on his phone. He mutters some swear words, before finally turning to her for help.

So the next time you come over, he had cleaned his bed hours before you came and restrained himself from doing anything on it until you arrived.

Actually gets pissed when you don't mention or even notice how clean his bed suddenly has become.

On second thought, he realized you probably will not praise him on a such a basic household task. But c'mon at least acknowledge it.

Lets you lay on him, sometimes.

He's watching some dumb videos on his phone as he had gracefully allowed you to lay your head on his shoulder.

You ask him to turn down the volume.

Fights the urge to not be a dick about it, and not raise the volume.

Begrudgingly he reaches for his headphones.

Once you fall asleep, he starts rubbing your back slowly. Immediately yeets his hand away when you wake up.

Doesn't want to deal with you waking up, even if he himself had also been awake.

" Eric... " you mumble, opening your eyes.

" Go to sleep. " he pushes your head down, as gently as you'd expect him to, onto the pillow.

" But I want water... "

" No. "

" ... What do you mea-"

" If you drink water you'll end up pissing yourself while you sleep. In my bed. "

"... That's not how it works. "

He then proceeded to press you into his chest.

" Fucking sleep. "

Butters ⋆ ˚｡⋆🌼˚

His parents definitely have him leave the door of his bedroom wide open. Not just slightly open. No, fully open. So, the cuddling has to be kept at a modest level.

Just sitting next to each other with some space in the middle between you both.

If his dad walks in, he'll stare at you, as to make sure nothing suspicious is going on.

If his mom walks in, she might remark how nice it is to have you over, asking if you two are comfortable and reminding to keep the doors open.

Holds your hand. Either your fingers are intertwined or he plays with your fingers as you talk, or just lay there in comfortable silence.

Falls asleep first, despite his attempts at staying awake, to make sure you sleep peacefully. However Butters is the one who wakes up first, so you just have him staring at you for a couple of seconds before realizing it may have come across as creepy and apologising for it immediately.

When you traced your finger along the scar on his face, he like squeezed his eyes shut at first. But then next time you ask before doing so, and he relaxes into it. Now he melts when you do it.

Would brush his fingers through your hair, no matter its length. But if his fingers get stuck he freaks out and thinks its his fault.

#first post! #and you know what's funny. my spotify randonly played 4 jews in a room bitching. while i was writing kyle's part #south park x reader #south park x y/n #south park x you #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh x y/n #stan marsh x you #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski x y/n #kyle broflovski x you #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny mccormick x y/n #kenny McCormick x you #eric cartman x reader #eric cartman x y/n #eric cartman x you #butters stotch x reader #butters stotch x you #butters stotch x y/n #writing 🌹