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Adult life is full of so many filters you need to change out. You’re probably forgetting to change out a filter right now.

#no i'm actively refusing to. different

[andaisq]

me and u both ouppy

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[andaisq]

silver talks about kingdom hearts lore

#hhell yea

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That may well be the most execrable bit of onomastic wordplay I have ever seen, and I think I love it.

#YESSSSSSSSSSSSS #ksbd

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i dont listen to taylor swift and have no idea what kind of music she makes therefore fuck like a mountain rat was real to me until just now. i saw it and went this could be a joke but i have no experience in the field and want to believe it

I think there are some areas in life where it is vitally important to understand things as clearly and accurately as is possible, and other areas of life where it is vitally important to believe whatever's funniest. up to you.

[andaisq]

yes. fuck yes. hell fucking yes

#FUCK HELLING YES #ksbd

[andaisq]

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

[andaisq]

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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#hm. yeah

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antwithabindle.com/careers

#yeah

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#escócia campeão do mundo

[andaisq]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[andaisq]

Okay, I completely understand that getting time off work can be a Sisyphean ordeal these days, but every time I run into the whole "only rich people go on vacation" discourse I'm thinking surely I'm not the only one whose childhood experience of "going on vacation" was piling everybody into the car and driving for six hours to pay twenty dollars a day for the privilege of setting up some leaky tents on a fifty-foot-by-fifty-foot patch of dirt next to a mosquito-infested pond in a "private campground" whose only standout features were a. an outdoor miniature golf course that hadn't been maintained in twenty years, and b. a truly breathtaking fire ant population.

#also: visiting the grandparents!

[andaisq]

imagine being a young pony in the United Stables of aMareica during the height of Pony McCarthyism just perusing the local library and you levitate (you’re a unicorn) up a copy of the communist manifesto out of pure curiosity and as soon as you open it a hammer and sickle appear on your flank. what would you do

[andaisq]

#same tbh

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04/26/2024

#NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL COMEDY!!!