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the whole of the EU regarding this stupid ass Article 13

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Shirts are wild. You put your body into one hole and it comes out of three.

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DEAADDDDDT

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I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

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Shuri // Michelle

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"When Shelley's corpse washed ashore, a friend identified it by a copy of Keats's 1820 volume in the coat pocket, which he knew Shelley had taken with him. Then, after cremation in which Shelley's heart, hardened by calcium, did not burn, this same friend snatched it from the embers and presented it to Mary Shelley, who kept it thereafter in her desk, wrapped in a copy of 'Adonais."

Here’s your morbid literary fact of the day.

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everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

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Here's just a bunch of flowers from Tulip Time in Holland, MI . shot on Google Pixel 2xl (at Holland, Michigan)

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someone who’s chaotic good (me) should never be allowed to run a bakery by themself (my job)

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The average person has less than two legs

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call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.