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[androidvixen]

This looks like they both got drunk and fell asleep

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Sees Markus being treated like one of Kamski’s slaves. Seriously considering murder or arson.

#dash commentary

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After a fight

Markus: I'm sorry

Simon: Me too

Josh: Me three

North: I have no need to apologize.

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I get no interactions on this blog for over a month and then suddenly someone liked the lubricantion for your android gf post

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In honor of the eclipse this weekend, have some werewolf memes! As always, feel free to adjust pronouns or phrasing as needed. -Xo

Excuse you, I do not get fleas.

Tell me 'good boy/girl/wolf' one more time. Do it. See what happens.

Oh no, the eclipse...isn't good. It won't prevent a shift, it will just feel wrong. Like, really wrong.

Who me? I'm fine. Dandy. Just need to get home before the moon is fully up, though.

You're going to mouth off like that? Are you trying to put in your place?

We can't all be an alpha you know.

Dude, calm the fuck down. Your eyes are glowing.

Do you mind putting the fangs away? I'm not looking for a fight.

You try being forced to shift every month and see how much you like it...

The bite is a gift, it's not just something you go handing out willy nilly to any meathead that wants it.

Did I say I wanted this? I was born into it.

Call me Moon-Moon and I will bite you in the butt. Don't push me.

I'm not trying to get kicked out of the pack, don't be stupid.

Oh I absolutely heard you. You breathe harder than steam engine, it's cacophonous.

There is no need to douse yourself in cologne around me. It's overly strong as is.

Why is there so much steak in your fridge?

I lost my clothes in the woods. What else is new?

How do you lose anything with a nose like yours?

It's so difficult to hold back, appear normal. But what are you going to do?

What do you mean it's common knowledge there's a pack here?

I'm sorry- maybe I'm not following, I'm now a what?!

#Access: Rp memes

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sensually massaging WD-40 into your robot gf’s joints

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"What about a machine holding a deviant responsible for his actions?" he was of course refering to himself and sixty

"I could kill you if you want. So you and Sixty can go on your deviant murdering adventures unimpeded. Just know that if I do. I won't be able to live with myself after." She stated as flatly and as unimpressed as possible.

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“A deviant can’t hold a machine responsable for their actions. It’s not fair for anyone.”

#dash commentary #north wasnt gonna stay silent

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North: Hey Simon text this number.

Simon: why?

North: I changed Perkins text tone to the camera sound and I spotted him going to the bathroom.

Simon: What is wrong with you?

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I need to start preping for my holiday but brain says

~*~No~*~

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[At the Stratford tower]

North: We need to get past those guards

Markus: What you want me to do?

Markus: Dress in drag and do the hula?

[5 minutes later]

Markus, in a hula skirt: LUAU~!

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"If you catch a leaf failing to the ground you have touch something that's never touched the earth."

#Open #Mobile

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North: I didn’t think I was a mushroom kind of android.

Chloe: Ok. I’ll bite. Explain?

North: I’m dating such a Fungi :)

Chloe: -Literally leaves the room-

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Simon: I’m sorry I accused you of arson.

North: Well, I was the obvious suspect.

#... actual interaction in the past

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rk-stateoftheart​:

There is no origin story for the cat that belongs to RK900. It just appeared one day, like cats usually do, and 900 got adopted.

His cat naming tactics are same as mine. I call my cat Cat. Very creative.

My childhood cat was called Moggie. Which is british slang for a cat.

we got banned from naming family pets after that.

#also north doesnt care.it was a suggestion xD

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Cat has an entire origin story on here.

But like

I can’t be trusted to name animals and neither can North

@glaiveofruin

North and RK900 arguing about cat names and the titles:

Everyone else: confused 

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I should be asleep but instead listening to a lady argue about her dogs balls.

FML.

#Nothings wrong with him they just want to do a health check #My animal not the dog