things im all about:
beard
eyes that crinkle when u laugh
terms of endearment
strong jawline & shoulders
when ur hair does the flippy thing at the front
flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up
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#MispronounceWhitePeoplesNames2015
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So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn’t funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it. That’s why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. And writing makes you look back. Because since you can’t control life, at least you can control your version.
Chuck Palahniuk (via odaro)
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just so we’re clear, i use
dude
bro
man
gurl
babe
bby
loser
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
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my hobbies
switching between the same three apps for hours
not speaking to anyone for days at a time
listening to the same songs i have been listening to for 20 years
imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist
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which country has the most birds
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What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?
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over thinking has ruined so many things in my life
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people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship
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