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John used all his simussy in that line
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so if you don’t know what shifting is, a quick explanation is that it’s the idea that the multiverse exists and that you can transport your soul into a multiverse where your favorite characters are real. It’s a whole thing and was hugely popular on TikTok in 2020+2021.
Anyway I am Not judging anyone or even about to comment on shifting in itself.
But there’s also a concept that you can “script” the universe you shift to and even pick your appearance while you’re there.
And in late 2021 I posted a cosplay video that got a fair amount of views and people kept tagging each other in the comments and saying stuff like “I’m faceclaiming her for next time I shift.”
Which I swear did not bother me I was like okay you funky kids.
But two people specifically started taking about using my face when they shift universes to date Draco Malfoy. And I was like man. Don’t use my face to kiss Draco Malfoy. Im begging you.
I didn’t actually say that in the comments mind you I just let them be.
So anyway a few months ago someone posted a video discussing that they were one of the main shifting influencers and they faked everything and they were just lucid dreaming the entire time. So as you can imagine, shifters were very upset to hear this
I made a single comment about this situation. Maybe two sentences. And people are. Very angry.
And now for months I keep getting comments on my TikToks that I’m too ugly to date Draco Malfoy. This is considered the ultimate insult to them, I believe.
“Trust me. Nobody wants that face dating Draco.”
They’re also mostly running K-Pop fancam accounts and I’m trying to figure out the Draco Malfoy K-Pop link but so far I’ve got nothing.
Idk where I’m going with this I just felt like other people should know that I’m currently K-Pop Draco Malfoy’s number 1 enemy.
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some silly buttercup doodles
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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity
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It’s funny to me that Magnus Archives started out with mostly “normal” ghost stories & held back on the really weird stuff until later seasons, whereas with Protocol we’ve gotten the following in the first twelve episodes:
- Guy Who Murdered His Wife Gets Turned Into a Tree While Running From the Cops
- Man Made of Needles
- Demon Antique Enthusiasts Who Crowd Crush People
- Janitor Runs Away From IRL Timelapse Only to End Up in a Cannibal Restaurant in the Void
- A Guy Just Straight Up Gets Run Over by a Semi Truck
- Knockoff Barney the Dinosaur Shows Up to a Strip Club and Starts Smashing Skulls
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you bottle Miette??
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haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo
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I drew this a while ago for my husband when he was feeling down. If you’ve been having a hard time, I hope it gets better soon. You’re not alone. Sending pidgey hugs
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hopeless time loop. the way out isn’t to save everyone. the way out isn’t to save even one person. the way out isn’t to change anything. the way out is accepting how it happened the first time is how it always will be. that’s how you acted, that’s how they acted, that’s how you would have acted every time if you weren’t given the curse of hindsight. the way out is accepting you can’t fix the past; you can only forgive yourself for it.
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someone should invent a form of staying in bed and napping all day that also lets me go out for a nice walk in the sunshine
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I don't know what paddington is doing on that list, but it made me think of the time someone drew a picture of the queen with paddington after she died, and we had scores of people losing their minds at the idea that paddington bear wasn't the same kind of communist as them
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