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Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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No!!!!!! No no no no no no no!!!!!!!!!!!! *hitting you woth a wrapping paper roll*

I personally know someone who has fucked up their ribs bad, like can't ever get top surgery because thier ribs are so fucked up bad

Dysphoria sucks ass but please do not fuck up your ribs and lungs

You do not need the medical bills of having your rib cage be permanently squished because of ignoring binding safety

Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bind reasonably

#im going to need a tag for 'bad ideas that i see dandy reblogging' lol #on a serious note #do not fuck up your rib cage #dont bind too tight for too long #especially if you are going out in public so you cant remove it #mutuals my beloved #pleeeeaase they are rules for a reason #trans masc #i am begging you #chest binding

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zuko: uncle why did you betray me for the avatar

iroh:

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I think disabled people deserve high income for free forever with no strings attached and I’m not kidding

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I think that if I had a white borzoi, I would name her egg, and you have to spell it all lowercase.

Tell me this isn't egg.

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Nope! I was asleep and being cozy

(My default state)

lol none of those. who else was active

@money-and-dandellions @some-pers0n @alexthescaredenby idk man???? can I pleeease have one more hint???

#mutuals my beloved #ill probably try to get to like the 2 asks in my inbox today

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

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Perfect hozier set:

-De Selby 1 & 2

-Nina Cried Power (Mavis Staples flies around the auditorium like Pink)

-Jackie & Wilson

-Talk

-It Will Come Back (on his knees)

-He ties his hair into a bun

-From Eden

-In a Week featuring the ghost of Ethel Cain

-A ceremonial burning of the British flag, come out ye black and tans

-Be

-Francesca (while heavily crying)

-He lets his hair out of the bun and shakes it loose

-No Plan

-Shrike

-intermission, special guest Benjamin Netanyahu is brought out on stage and guillotined

-Eat Your Young

-Abstract (psychopomp) dedicated to all the roadkill on I-95

-The hair goes back up

-A plea to the crowd to stop calling him forest daddy and acknowledge his personhood

-Cherry Wine

-First Light

Encore:

-Linger cover

-Too Sweet

-Take Me to Church in the nearby subway station

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you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...

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Lemon shark 🍋🦈

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#retail be like that #congrats on quiting

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When your husband is a demon who can bend space and time chances are pretty good you’ll be rescued from the executioner!

Shirt open for extra smexiness! Snackiness?

Enjoy another study on movement to loosen my hand and brain!

#good omens #!!!!!!!! impeccable art #gnawinf and screeeetxhing #this looks so good!!!!!!!!

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The affronted tone with which Aziraphale asks where Furfur got the bullet catch booklet, because it's only available to Working Professional Magicians, is so funny. His worst fears have just been realized, a demon has shown up to arrest his husband, but he can still take a moment to be offended on behalf of his fake profession that important trade secrets have fallen into the wrong hands.

#good omens #good omens 2 #i love my silly little guys #peak blorbo from my show moment

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pretty sure my actual most controversial minecraft opinion is that i don’t want any improvements made to the end

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I hate this!! Good for them

shout out to goblin sharks and their weird ass jaws! Goblin sharks have a special trait called a “slingshot jaw” where they snap their jaws forward to capture prey. their mouths can extend to up to 110 degrees wide, and shoot out at about 3.1 meters per second!

here’s a diagram of how it works:

#cursed marine biology #shark but make its mouth like those extendo arm things

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