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im so confused doesnt tortuga mean turtle in spanish? its like one of the only things i know in spanish bc im a tmnt fan and im confused :[

(this is english to spanish translation)

its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

💀 my brother in christopher

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HI WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A BABY GOOSE

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i’m losing my mind

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its called oldest child tax u got snacks? i get a nice chunck for being a third parent.

gotta love oldest child tax :]]

well rlly what did u expect leo

[id: it is a small comic of raph and leo from rottmnt. raph pushes back the curtain at the door of leos room "hey leo-" he says before cutting himself off when he notices leo sitting in a chair, leaned back, holding his phone close to his face with one hand and the other hand holding a popcorn from the bowl resting on his lap.

"oooh!! popcorn! gimme" raph says while leo looks back towards him with a little wave. raph then shoves his entire hand in the bowl, startling leo and grabbing a huge handful, spilling some from the bowl. "EY!!" leo, clinging to the back of his chair, shouts after raph who's leaving happily, having shoved the entire handful of popcorn into his mouth./ end id]

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- Blythe Baird

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i had even more art juice, so heres some hoshi as well. i love them dearly.

(im aware this is def not the most anatomically correct thing ever but ive done worse so,,)

#homestuck #artjuice #homestuck fankid #hoshi my beloved <3 #yes this was made at 3am and is very low effort. yes i will still post it bc i can.

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HELP ME DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT REALLY BLURRY IMAGE OF DRAXUM X SPLINTER ART IN THE ROTTMNT STUDIO

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dungeon meshi & steven universe are in no way a 1:1 and greg and shuro aren’t alike at all but can you imagine for a second if marcille was in pearl’s shoes. if falin sacrificed herself to have a baby with SHURO out of nowhere. the things she would do….. she’d be in western elf jail for the rest of her sad gay life

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has this been done. i think its been done. whatever 💥DEMON SLAYER AU VERSION💥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

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how the fuck do i caption this ummm um,,mm,,,,

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@blade-stridervariant

bro does this to dave

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I'm a bit late, but anyways.

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just how big are the planets in homestuck?

this is a question that has been in the back of my mind for a while now and i thought i might as well try to figure it out.

first we're gonna need a good reference point.

fortunately andrew hussie made this part easy for me.

we know the stick on the floor in this panel is a meter stick with exactly 8.56cm snopped off to make it exactly one yard. as a canadian im more comfortable working in the metric system, but i'll take what i can get.

at its longest points, this stick is 211 pixels in length. 211 divided by 3 is 70.33333333…

let's round this down to the first decimal point to make things easier for myself.

ok so in the homestuck universe one foot is 70.3 pixels. at 417 pixels, this would make hussie in the same panel just shy of 6 feet (1.8m) tall.

with this unit of measurement we can start measuring other things.

john, at 222 pixels from the bottom of his shoes to the top of his hair, comes out at 3.2 feet (1m). quite short for a 13yo, but i digress.

safe assumption that john remains 3.2 feet no matter how far away you are. with john zoomed out to 87 pixels in height, a foot is now equivalent to 27.2 pixels, again rounded to the first decimal point. that would make the alchemiter next to him, at 278 pixels, 10.2 feet (3.1m) tall. the door, at 179 pixels, is 6.6 feet (2m) tall. the window, at 125 pixels, is 4.6 feet (1.4m) tall.

let's zoom out again.

john is a minuscule 27 pixels in this panel. the doors are a diminutive 51 pixels tall and the windows a whopping 36 pixels. alliteration aside, this would make a foot at this distance a mere 8 pixels. with this in mind, the entire house, at 703 pixels tall on the right-side wall (not including the railing), is 87.9 feet (26.8m) tall.

once again we zoom out.

the same wall in this panel is 117 pixels tall, making a foot from this distance a mere 1.3 pixels. the pillar it rests atop of, from the end of the driveway to the point where it meets the clouds, is 182 pixels or 140 feet (42.7m) tall.

one more zoom out.

the combined 227.9 feet (69¹.5m) of the house and pillar combined have been reduced to a mere 10 pixels here. with the length of a foot now immeasurably² small, let's just go ahead and make this our new point of reference. at 250 pixels, the diameter of LOWAS is the same as 25 of john's house plus pillar, or 5,697.5 feet (1,737m). this would make its circumference 17,899.2 feet (5,456m).

we only need to measure LOWAS its been demonstrated a few times that all the homestuck planets are roughly the same size.

at a diameter of less than a two kilometers, the homestuck planets would most likely be astronomically classified as asteroids. it would take about an hour and a half to walk all the way around a homestuck planet. not that you even could walk on it because assuming they had a density comparable to earth, homestuck planets would have an acceleration of gravity of 0.0000000000000001 m/s^2 (for reference earth's acceleration of gravity is on average 9.80665 m/s^2)

anyway that's how big the planets are in homestuck.

¹nice ²technically measurable i just dont feel like it

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That girl you just called fat?

She’s Vriska, so who cares.

That guy you just called a loner?

He’s Eridan, so who cares.

That girl you just called ugly?

Eridan again.

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On a scale of one to Kingdom Hearts, how unnecessarily complicated do you make things?

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so i had some art juice at 1am for a few nights in a row

anyway here have some emposa doodls

also dont ask me how she got the last name i dont remember

#homestuck #homestuck fantroll #artjuice #-throws this at u and runs away giggling- #emposa my beloved <3 #emposa