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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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Okay, I think I figured out the problem here, someone is just inadvertently jacking my radio signals.
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I just gotta find them and politely ask them to to stop doing that.
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And from what they’ve been broadcasting they seem nice enough, so what’s the worst that can happen?
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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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Hey where's Wyldstyle?
OH SHE’S DOING AN IMPORTANT MISSION THING OR SOMETHING, WHAT WERE HER EXACT WORDS ON THAT AGAIN...
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BUT WHERE EVER SHE IS I’M SURE THIS SIGNAL CAN’T REACH HER SO THERE’S NO WAY SHE CAN FIND OUT ABOUT MY RADIO SHOW.
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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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Have you met anyone named Unikitty?
OF COURSE SHE’S ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS, BUT I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT SHE IS, AND SHE NEVER GIVES ANYONE A STRAIGHT ANSWER ON THAT. THE MOST ANYONE KNOWS IS SHE’S AN ESCAPED VAULT EXPERIMENT THAT CAN TALK.
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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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WAIT WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN?
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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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Benny what are you?
WELL THAT’S A GREAT QUESTION THAT ISN’T AN INVASIVE AND PERSONAL AT ALL!
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YOU SEE I’M WHAT PEOPLE AROUND HERE CALL A “SYNTH” I THINK IT’S SHORT FOR “SYNTHETIC HUMAN” SO LIKE I’M A ROBOT MADE BY UPLOADING A PERSON’S BRAIN INTO A COMPUTER! SYNTHS ARE REALLY COOL AND USUALLY ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL APART FROM A HUMAN, THEY LIVE BREATH AND BLEED ALL THE SAME! 
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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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Um sure hears a gift for you 🎁 (rubrix cube) figure you might like this
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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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have you heard from scribblecop lately? no reason in specific, just curious on what he’s up to (if you know at least)
SCRIBBLE COP? I DON’T KNOW ANY COPS MAN, I MEAN SURE I’VE HEARD OF A COUPLE OF OFFICERS AND POSSIBLE DELAYS IN THEIR ACTIVITIES BUT LIKE NEVER TALKED TO THEM IN PERSON PROBABLY. 
OH BUT MAN I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA, WHAT ABOUT ALLIGATOR COPS. LIKE COPS BUT IF THEY WERE GATORS, HOLD UP LET ME DRAW THIS GREAT IDEA OUT.
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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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Why do you have a robot arm?
OH METAL BEARD WAS ALL LIKE “Y’arrgh Benny you be looking like a flopping sardine, ye need to be tougher than that.” AND WAS ALL LIKE, “DUDE WHAT DO WANT ME TO DO TEAR OFF MY ARM.” AND HE WAS LIKE, “Of course not, but the least ye could do would be not wearing that ridiculous space outfit around.”  AND I’M LIKE, “WHAT? YOU GET TO BE A PIRATE GUY, WHY CAN’T I BE A SPACEMAN THIS SO UNFAIR!.” AND HE GOT HURT AND WAS LIKE, “I just don’t want to see you being hurt now.” AND THEN TO PROVE A POINT I YELLED “SCREW YOU METAL BEARD!” ...and then tore off my arm. Uh it kind of hurt a lot. BUT THEN METAL BEARD HELPED ME BUILD A NEW COOLER TOUGHER LOOKING ARM, I ALSO HAVE A SPARE ONE THAT ACTUALLY HAS A HAND AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE, BUT I LIKE USING THE WRENCH ARM MORE CAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL MORE BAD ASS.
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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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SWEET MAYHEM? OH I THINK THAT’S THE GIRL I MET BY THE OBERLAND STATION! SHE’S ALSO REALLY INTO SPACESHIPS AND ALIENS  SO WE HUNG OUT FOR AWHILE, THAT WAS FUN! SHE WAS KIND OF WEIRD THOUGH, I THINK SHE WORKS FOR THE INSTITUTE. I LEFT HER WITH ONE OF THE COOL ALIEN PISTOLS I FOUND, AND I HAVEN’T TALKED TO HER SINCE. WHY ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT HER?
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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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Fallout Benny mood board!
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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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Whats your weapon of choice
OH I LIKE TO USE THESE COOL SPIKED FLAILS I HAVE, THEY LOOK REALLY COOL AND ARE EASY TO GRIP WITH MY CLAW HAND. AND SOMETIMES I USE THIS COOL ALIEN PISTOL THING I FOUND, BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK AS COOL SO I DON'T USE UT THAT MUCH.
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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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Wait you have a wig?
YEAH I BOUGHT THIS COOL MULLET WIG OFF A TOUGH GUY AWHILE BACK.
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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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Hey Benny, are you bald?
HOW CAN I BE BALD IF I HAVE WIG MR. EINSTEIN GUY? CHECKMATE.
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I’VE ONLY EVER REALLY RAN INTO THEIR SCARY GENERAL BEFORE! TOTAL JERK WOULDN’T EVEN LET ME FLY HER HELIBIRD, ALSO I THINK SHE STOLE SOME IMPORTANT MASTER BUILDER TECH OR SOMETHING?? BUT YOU KNOW ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN KNOWS THOSE SYSTARIANS ARE BAD NEWS!
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What do you guys think of the brotherhood the minutemen or somewhere like new vagus ever hear of the Institute
THAT'S A LOT OF QUESTIONS THERE! UH I GUESS I'M NOT TO FOND OF THE BROTHERHOOD SINCE THEY TRY TO ATTACK ME AND MY FELLOW MASTER BUILDERS, THE MINUTEMEN SEEM NICE, BUT GOING AROUND AND BEING SO OPTIMISTIC AND HELPFUL DURING THE APOCALYPSE IS SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA GET YOU KILLED SO I DON'T THINK THEY'RE THE BRIGHTEST. OF COURSE I'VE HEARD OF NEW VEGAS. ITS UH LIKE OLD VEGAS PROBABLY, OLD VEGAS WAS COOL THEY HAD A SPACE THEMED BAR THERE. DO YOU KNOW IF NEW VEGAS HAS ONE OF THOSE? OH AND EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THE INSTITUTE, THAT'S WHERE SYNTHS COME FROM!
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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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Who are the master builders
THE MASTER BUILDERS ARE AN AWESOME SECRET GROUP MADE UP OF SUPER TALENTED PEEPS! THEY INVITE COOL PEOPLE THEY FIND TO JOIN THEM AND JUNK, LIKE THEY FOUND MY SICK CAMP I HAD SET OUT BY THE CRASHED SPACE STATION AND WERE ALL LIKE, "woah that's pretty impressive, you have all the right qualities to be a master builder," AND A THEN I JOINED!
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ask-fallout-mayhem · 5 years
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Hello who is this whear are you broadcasting from whear can i find you
OH I’M BENNY T. SPACEMAN, I’M A MASTERBUILDER, AND I THINK OUR HIDE OUT IS SOMEWHERE IS THE COMMONWEALTH, MAYBE? BUT I DON’T THINK I’M SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU WHERE IT IS. WAIT WHY DO YOU WANT TO FIND ME, DO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A PRESENT?
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