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M: GARRETH. I saw you tryna sneak in potions class, why is that?

me, sneaking in late to potions???? pfft never......

or do you mean when i was sneaking in class??? deffo wasn't going to the storage pantry to get some-- well-- does it matter??? yeah exactly!!

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Hey! I haven’t been on much and kind of checked out of the fandom and most things. But I hope you are well and living your life. I also hope the bullshit you referred to in your posts goes away and those assholes kick rocks. ❤️

me too, babycakes. i'm around if you wanna chatsies or anything. you can always message me!!! hope you are doing well. been a long road to this point, hasn't it??? not sure if it was all worth it, but glad to hear from you anyways.

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#idek what form my boggart would take??????????? #thinking the thoughts.... #also i gotta PISS #okay bye

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Garreth,

I'm afraid that I've forgotten what Professor Sharp's assignment was. Do you think that you'd be able to help me? In exchange, I can lend you my herbology notes.

Aileen

aileen,

uhhhhhh yeah so i had to go and ask leander about what was talked about in class. but i have the assignment notes; i am sending them along for you!!! easy-peasy stuff, so no worries at all. just use a quarter less of mallowsweet than the book recommends-- and follow the directions yeah....

not gonna complain about free notes!!! might be more helpful if we meet up and repot some plants and such together.... reading is never as useful as doing.

cheers,

gar

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Hey Gar,

I think you're swell.

-Your secret admirer (one of many)

my sweet secret admirer,

i think you're swell, cutie.

hoppity-hop!!!!!

gar

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I hope you've been doing well. Do let us know of any successful experiments <3

oooooooooh yes!!!! i've gotta couple in the works, wanna hear of them??? i don't care i'm going to tell you anyway, sweetheart!!!

firstly we got this one that just kinda imbues everyone that smells it with holiday spirit-- i'm talkin' bout humming songs, the sudden need to bake alllll the thingies and cakes and puddin's and like biscuits??? mmmmm...... who wouldn't want a dash of that ey???

secondly up we got this nice little neat potion...... no like literally it makes you just want to tidy and actually be kinda good at it at the same time!!! like, i am actually almost neat but sometimes i just don't have the motivation. that's where this comes in!!! think there's already something like it, but this is my own formula, ya feel???

anyway, yeah, a few more little buggers going on but nothing crazy.... ales, beers, got a few naughty alcoholic brews fermenting but who doesn't honestly??

hope you're doing well, sweet anon!!!

kissies,

gar

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*hums christmas tunes even though it is march*

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In response to the anon:

if you want me to do a call-out post, i will gladly do so. i still have all of the screenshots.

all of them.

i haven't really been active on here (sorry) but i still exist and stuff so don't worry. just busy elsewhere, offline. touching grass is good and all that jazzzzzz and nonsense. yeah.

#boop

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#how fuckin dare you follow me #get out #Spotify

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Hey Gazza! How do you like your nudes? Just don't forget to blow before you decide!

Hard or soft?

Thick or thin?

Long or short?

Creamy or dry?

Nude nudes or dripping with special sauce?

Long and straight or with a kink?

Stiff or floppy?

Bite or suck?

Get your mind out of the gutter I'm talking about 🍜

oh, lovebug, i always blow.

hard, thick, long, creamy af, dripping, kinks are always good, stiff, and if you think i'm going to choose not to suck them dry you are dead wrong... though i am not opposed to biting (elsewhere!!!)

my mind has never been in the gutter. i am a perfect perfect angel.

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Garethhhhhhh,

it’s almost valentines day, so now i’m wondering, what kind of chocolates do you enjoy the most? me, i quite like caramel-filled ones the best. valentines day is such a stressful event sometimes, thinking of a certain someone’s freckles seem to make it all the more easier to deal with <3

— your pinky haired hufflepuff

my cute pink-haired hufflypuff,

ooooo i do love thinking of chocolates...... i love chocolates that have fruit bits inside, honestly. it cuts through all of the richness with a burst of fruity-ness flavour..... but am not opposed to a good caramel, either. i really love caramel. i could show you how to make it.......???? it's kinda a muggle thing, but that's not so bad, or hard, to make!!

please please please don't be stressing about st valentine's day, sweetheart dearest little lovebug. it doesn't need to be anything stressful or crazy-- people make it out like everything has to be perfect, but honestly it doesn't!!! just let it be, spend it with something you like (or love), and then it is all that it needs to be.

and hopefully nobody gets stoned to death.

kissies!!!!

gar

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Aileen enters the Great Hall. Before she joins her friends at the Slytherin table, she makes her way to the Gryffindor table. She places down a delicately wrapped box, adorned with a red and yellow ribbon.

"Since you showed... a particular interest in the offer of chocolate," she smiles gently.

*garreth chuckles, fist under his chin as he looks up at aileen*

did you....... get me chocolate?!?!?! and here i am, with nothing for you...... never fear, my dear. i shall remedy this tonight with a lovely brew or two. perhaps....... mmmmm....

*many thoughtful noises*

how about something for your baths??? a nice scented soap that produces heart-shaped bubbles?? or-- you know-- whatever you wish. but this way you have to think of me while in the bath, getting all clean.....

*and a shit-eating grin*

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#MUSIC #my earworm at the moment dammit #Spotify

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how do you feel about gaz as a nickname?

— rose

oh nooooo c'mon not this again.........

look, in private you can call me just about anything you wish-- but not in public, okay???!?

it's 'gar' with an 'arrrrrr' like a pirate.

and never, ever ever ever ever never ever ever 'gary.'

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#weird weasley wednesday #Spotify