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*pondering outloud* You know, I could provide a tugboat if you...
Frederick: Did I say tugboat? I meant two thousand oxen.
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*knocks and walks in* Hello, dear!~ *greeting kiss* I looked into the chapel, but apparently we have to have at least one armed soldier at the wedding at all times. What, do they think a cy-bug's going to crash through the window or something? *rolls eyes* Anyway, I don't think that's /quite/ what we're looking for.
Perhaps not, dear. We could always try an outdoor wedding. Maybe in Extreme Easy Living 2? I've heard it's very nice there. And docile.
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I didn't kill it. I pulled Tamora before the cybug could eat her. Then she shot the cybug and killed it. *smiles but then spots Mary* Oh my land! Mary, are you alright? ó-o
Mary: *tersely* Fine. Frederick, if you ever feel the urge to force Gregory into my clothing again, suppress it.
Frederick: Uh, heh. Yeah, I'll do that. *performs the cake equivalent of crossing his fingers*
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Congratulations, dear!~ *sets a hand on her back* So, excited? Nervous? A bit of both?
Mary: A bit of both, dear. *smiles* 
Frederick: I'm personally horrified.
Gregory: It's not quite so bad as you might think, Fred. A wedding is a binding union that proves their love for each other, and...
Frederick: Shut up, Greg! I know what a weddin' is!
Mary: I do expect the both of you to come you know, Frederick.
Frederick: Count me out! Ya couldn't drag me there with a tugboat!
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((ooc: I know it hasn't been very long, but that's it tonight for me. Gotta get me some shuteye before my eyes close of their own accord. Feel free to leave asks, I should be online tomorrow at some point. G'night.))
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Oh my land... *raises an eyebrow* Uh.. well, nothing new. I've just been around hanging with Calhoun, you know, my wife... and well, I got this! *shows him the Hero's medal from Hero's Duty* I got this from her. She said I deserve it because I got it from someone that wanted me to deliver it back to its game... because it was laying in the station, strangely... and well, I accompanied Tamora to the tower and... well, many things... I saved her from a cybug attacking her.. *blushes* heh.. u///u.
Frederick: Sounds like the kind of adventure I wouldn't want t' be a part of. You must be pretty tough t' kill a cybug, though I'm still not sure what those are, exactly.
Mary: *returns with her hat, the fabric mussed and mottled with icing. She doesn't look too happy*
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... *finally looks away* Anyway, I just thought I'd check up on you and see how everything was going. *smiles slyly* A little birdy told me you're getting engaged soon...
Fred&Greg: *arguing in the background*
Mary: *blushes* The birdy was misinformed. I'm engaged already! *shows him the ring* We're not sure when the wedding will be, but we'll tell you once we decide!
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I guess you're right, Mary... Thank you... *smiles* ... Oh hello, Frederick! I just wanted to pass by and visit you all here... ^^ Anything new?
Frederick: Hm, well I convinced Greg t' put on one o' Mary's hats...
Mary: You what?
Frederick: And now he's admirin' himself in the bathroom mirror.
Mary: *rushes towards the bathroom*
Frederick: How 'bout you?
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*unsure of how to handle any of this* ...Well, it's nice to meet both of you. *tips hat, still staring at them*
Mary: *places a hand on Don's shoulder* You might not think so now, dear, but trust me when I say you'll get used to it.
Gregory: He's staring at us, Freddy.
Frederick: I can see that, Greg. 
Gregory: Why is he staring?
Frederick: ... really? You have to ask?
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How was I to know? They really are the most adorable things!
Headcanon #2570
A sure-fire way to freak out Sugar Rush denizens is to say that they are “so cute you just wanna eat them up”. Mary has freaked out candy people on various occasions.
From: vederlicht
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Thank you, Mary... *smiles and grabs the slice* Um... I just don't know.. I felt a bit down, plus some magic anons and that stuff... but well, I'm fine... *eats the pie slowly* this is... really delicious as usual...
Mary: Perhaps you should have a chat with Ralph, dear. The two of you are so close it's hard to imagine that he wouldn't have a remedy for the blues for you. You may be fine, but until you're as perky as you usually are, I'm not going to stop pestering you, dear!
Frederick: *floats in* Hey! Felix! Good t' see ya! What brings ya 'round to the pie factory?
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*hugs her back before turning to stare at Fredrick* Er, no, I don't believe we have. *pauses, staring* Is he /supposed/ to be talking, or...?
Frederick: No. she's just been practicing ventriloquism and puppeteering on the side... of course I'm supposed to be talking!
Mary: You'll have to excuse him, dear, Frederick can be a bit rude at times...
Gregory: A bit?
Frederick: Yeah, a bit? I'm the epitome of rude! It's my pride, y'know! It's what I was born for!
Gregory: Literally...
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Fine... though lately I think I just needed a hug... *frowns and sighs* ... I'm fine... *smiles a bit* And you? ówo
I've been well, dear. *hugs him again* We're just going to have to cheer you up, now aren't we? Care to tell me what's been happening that has you down? *sets out a slice of his favourite pie for him*
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*Runs in and hugs Mary* u-u
*hugs back* Hello Felix dear! So nice to see you! How has everything been?
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*tries to hide his ears with his hands* Er, Mary. Ya wouldn't happen to have some fresh cream would you? I seem to have ran out.
Mary: Yes dear, I have plenty! Let me fetch some for you. How much would you like? *walks towards the kitchen*
Frederick: Hey, you're the cat-lover, ain'tcha? Got an earache or somethin'?
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Ah, hello Mary! And how have you been doing lately? *warm smile*
Mary: Hello Don! It's so nice to see you! I've been doing quite well, thank you! *smiles and hugs him*
Frederick: Hey, who's this guy?
Mary: Oh, um, Frederick, this is Don. Don, this is Frederick. The two of you haven't met?
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The cakes' reaction to the engagement of Nicelanders Mary and Gene
“As it so happens, I just proposed. We’re now officially tying the knot, so to speak.~” So says Gene. 
  Frederick: THAT'S the big news? REALLY?
Gregory: I don't understand; has something come undone?
Frederick: What?
Gregory: He said that they are officially "tying the knot."
Frederick: Greg...
Gregory: It must be a very important something if it requires an official knot...
Frederick: Greg...
Gregory: Yes?
Frederick: May I take a moment to share something very important and very relevant with you at this juncture?
Gregory: Yes.
Frederick: You are an imbecile.
Gregory: Hey!
Frederick: It means they're gonna get married, you numbskull! And to say I'm surprised would be a bigger exaggeration than sayin' a pocket calculator is the size o' the moon!
Gregory: I must agree on that account. The only real surprise is that it did not happen sooner.
Frederick: So kudos to the two of ya, but we totally saw it comin'.
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