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Scott forgot to check my texts so I've been stranded

Charles: We’ve come to take you home!

Peter: Three days later!

Erik: nobody knew where you were, and your phone was off!

Peter: I texted Scott!

*everyone slowly turns to scott*

Scott: …I’m sorry for not responding to like, ONE, text Peter-

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Charles: We’ve come to take you home!

Peter: Three days later!

Erik: nobody knew where you were, and your phone was off!

Peter: I texted Scott!

*everyone slowly turns to scott*

Scott: …I’m sorry for not responding to like, ONE, text Peter-

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NO MATTER WHAT MEME OR JOKES I TEXT THEY ARE ALL IMPORTANT YOU ARE MY BOYFRIEND YOU SHOULD LOVE ME.

Charles: We’ve come to take you home!

Peter: Three days later!

Erik: nobody knew where you were, and your phone was off!

Peter: I texted Scott!

*everyone slowly turns to scott*

Scott: …I’m sorry for not responding to like, ONE, text Peter-

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IT WAS THE TEXT THAT MATTERED SCOTT!

ALSO YOU MISSED THE LAST 20 TEXTS.

@national-himbo-treasure

Charles: We’ve come to take you home!

Peter: Three days later!

Erik: nobody knew where you were, and your phone was off!

Peter: I texted Scott!

*everyone slowly turns to scott*

Scott: …I’m sorry for not responding to like, ONE, text Peter-

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Stole my meme. STOLE MY MICROWAVE MEME

He would, and probably has. (@ask-peter-maximoffs )

And lmao yes the long running joke.

Hasn't toaster been a thing before as well, I feel like there's an alternate version with toaster? Or am I going mad?

Thank you so much 🧡🧡🧡

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Okay I'm sorry TAZ AND DSMP

Poggers.

POG

POGGEST.

“When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy” - griffin mcelroy

bonus:

(if you liked, please reblog!! likes are appreciated but reblogs do more to support artists)

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I was running through the woods when I fell in a ravine and died...

.... you mean in minecraft right?

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:)

my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

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And I will NEVER live it down.

Scenes from inside a phone, starring Duch’s boys, inspired by this post.

Logan: Grumpy Bear?

Duch: Yeah, because you’re grumpy and my care bear. :)

Logan: ….a’ight

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Where did you find snuffles? Baby just because we're married doesnt mean you can steal snuffles.

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Squid game has the most hurtful betrayal since snape killed Dumbledore

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My friends: OH SHIT PETERS AWAKE AT AN UNGODLY HOUR GET THE RIOT SHIELDS

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BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND HE LOVES TO POKE FUN! WIN WIN

Jubilee go to bed stop stalking me. I saw that shit

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YOU HESITATED BITCH! @national-himbo-treasure LOOK AT THIS SHIT

Jubilee go to bed stop stalking me. I saw that shit

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THAT POST WASN'T EVEN UP 10 SECONDS. WHAT DO YOU JUST LOOK AT MY BLOG REFRESHING AND SIGH WHEN THERES NOT A NEW POST LIKE A MILITARY WIFE LOOKING AT THE PHONE?

Jubilee go to bed stop stalking me. I saw that shit

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Sing me a song.

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!

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I bought some twinkies, I tried one but I wasn't a fan so you can have the other 9 if you want !

But not for free ;)

That's unfortunate guess I'll steal em