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askewhammer · 15 minutes
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i honestly don't even know what to say about these
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askewhammer · 17 minutes
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happy 4/20
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askewhammer · 17 minutes
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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.
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askewhammer · 21 minutes
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I don’t know if this me sounding nitpicky but I really wish Vivziepop gave Pentious a more broader/sturdier figure.
Like, Viv is really trying to tell us that an inventor who lived and died in Victorian Era London and who likely built GIANT DEATH MACHINES, looks like copy and pasted Vivziepop twink #2683728373? I’m not buying it.
And to also add to the “making death machines” point, making machines in general, both back then and now, is extremely GRUELING and takes a ton of effort and strength to do. This art is a good example
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(Artist: GabendSelarom)
Despite this picture being a print more than anything else, this is a perfect example of what I think he should’ve looked like in the series proper. Pentious having a more broader figure makes sense to me because in both life and death, he’s likely spending HOURS making and forging all of his machinery.
This is all really, if you want to give your opinion, comment or reblog below.
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askewhammer · 25 minutes
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Ok so my dad (who is not DB Cooper) was in a band called Plaid when he was in college and I just found one of their CD cases + the insert while I was digging around in his old CDs and it's sooo funny WHY were these the names that they decided to put on the liner. Why didn't they just use their real names. Why is my dad listed as vocals + gyration. Why are two of my aunts on the liner art.
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askewhammer · 51 minutes
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solid advice
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askewhammer · 52 minutes
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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askewhammer · 53 minutes
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The latest numbers coming from Gaza state that there are about 77,575 injured Palestinians as of April 28, 2024.
I honestly see this number as a very humble one, but regardless, I said this in 2014 and it bears repeating: considering the types of weapons Israel is using in Gaza, the overwhelming majority of these injuries are severe and critical. So when we say that well over 77,000 people are injured in Gaza, we're talking about tens of thousands of people who have ended up with a lifelong disability. Thousands of amputees with no proper care. Thousands who will not be able to walk or see again. Many won't be able to go back to school or work again. Burn victims without the means to reduce or take the pain away. Many on life support and many more who will not even make it.
So many open wounds, both literally and figuratively, that we need to keep present in our conversation about Gaza.
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askewhammer · 3 hours
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LR being an awkward loserboy guyfailure is so beautiful
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askewhammer · 3 hours
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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askewhammer · 7 hours
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learning pixel art with a john and paul doodle!
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askewhammer · 7 hours
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wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet
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askewhammer · 9 hours
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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Ashes reminds me of ayashii from Puyo
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The shenanigan siblings
day 459
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askewhammer · 10 hours
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@most-certainly-not-lennard
i’m eating a non-dairy ice cream bar in the parking lot at 8pm on a sunday. Do i look like i’ve ever seen the inside of a club
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askewhammer · 10 hours
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i’m eating a non-dairy ice cream bar in the parking lot at 8pm on a sunday. Do i look like i’ve ever seen the inside of a club
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askewhammer · 13 hours
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IMELDA BERNADETTE MY BELOVED‼️‼️💥💥❗️‼️💥💥💥
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