askthewitchhunter

[askthewitchhunter]

[ ooc. ]

[ i... um. kinda lost interest in my blog(s). my hyperfixations have changed and i don't see myself getting back into toontown soon. i feel bad for not finishing my stuff, but im just not motivated nor interested at the moment. same goes with @keepin-it-barry-brief. ]

[ im still gonna lurk the other blogs but. (whistles). ]

#not a response

[askthewitchhunter]

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

"What manner of spell-casting nonsense is this? Remove yourself from my presence immediately."

#ask responses #imageless response #witch hunter ttcc #prester virgil #toontown corporate clash #[[ ooc: hi im still alive i promise ]]

[askthewitchhunter]

May i ask why you hide your horns? Are you ashamed of them or something?

"Ashamed... That's one way to put it."

"They make me look like my father."

"I do... not have fond memories of that man."

#ask responses #imageless response #witch hunter ttcc #prester virgil #toontown corporate clash

[askthewitchhunter]

but WHY are you ourple

"I was built that way, thank you very much."

#ask responses #imageless response #witch hunter ttcc #prester virgil #toontown corporate clash

[askthewitchhunter]

Do you have any enemies in the cog world? Obviously toons are one thing, but are there any cogs you regularly fight with?

"...That I regularly fight with? Only one."—

—"...And that one would be Mr. Cinderblaze. That... for lack of a better term, pompous ass has been a thorn in my side from the day I was assigned to Ye Olde Toontowne."

"He owns the entire district, therefore he should not have enough time to antagonize me while we are BOTH on the clock."

"..."

"...Though..."

"I am slightly curious why he would care about my absence..."

[ooc: hi again, here to tell you that THAT red motherfucker is @artdragon122's oc! also sorry for taking so long, ok bye. ]

#ask responses #toontown corporate clash #witch hunter ttcc #prester virgil #ask blog

[askthewitchhunter]

PRESTERRR...

You're so sexy without a mask and a hat, AOOOOOOOOOO

"...I do not need this sort of attention today."

"Or ever. I am trying to get dressed."

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[askthewitchhunter]

How're you doing, Mr. Virgil?

"At least the updates are finally over."

#ask responses #toontown corporate clash #witch hunter ttcc #prester virgil #ask blog #[[ ooc: girl i don't think updates are supposed to take that long ]]

[askthewitchhunter]

[[ OOC: check under the cut for more info. ]]

[ ...UPDATE COMPLETE! ]

[ BZZZT— BZZZT. ]

[ RING-RING! RING RING! ]

[ RING-RING! RING-R— ]

[ ... ]

"Mrr... He's been quiet for weeks."

"Right..."

"I hope we hear something back from him."

"Me too... He hasn't even fought Drake."

"Mrr, really?"

"Yeah."

"That's... very uncharacteristic of him."

[ CREAKKKK... ]

"Why on earth are— Oh... It's you two."

"Prester! Mrrah– We've been worried about you!"

"..."

"Even Drake's pointed out that you haven't been around."

"Why would that boneheaded wretch—"

"Are you... doing okay?"

("You look like a mess." "Mrr... Winfred, he probably doesn't want to hear that!" "But it's the truth.")

"I'm..."

"..."

"Fine... I'm fine. Just—"

"?"

"Give me a few minutes. Let me make myself presentable."

[[ OOC: okay, okay, i know. i essentially just took off in the middle of nowhere and stopped posting for like... a month. i'm sorry. i had to work on some things mentally!

[[ i didn't like how i had prester's backstory, so i decided to take a few steps back and rewrite it. now that i'm confident with what i have, i can finally post this and start most of it over lmao. ]]

[[ me and a friend (@artdragon122) have been working on this specific au on-and-off for a while, and that's why you see kat and winfred (and mentions of drake) here. they're his ocs after all. they won't be characters you can ask questions to (for the time being), but you can ask ABOUT them. i'm not stopping you. ]]

[[ but that's all really. prester just took a month-long update sequence and now he's back. ]]

#ask blog #toontown corporate clash #prester virgil #witch hunter ttcc #not a response #[[ OOC: I'M FUCKING ALIVE AGAIN. TO THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THE LORE IS... GIGGLES AT YOU. ]]

[askthewitchhunter]

H're's mine own diss track on prest'r virgil. Smoking yond prest'r virgin packeth

#[[ ooc: prester is still very much on hiatus until i finish his new intro but i HAVE TO PUT THIS HERE. ]] #[[ it's so fucking good PLEASE ]]

[askthewitchhunter]

[ OOC: this post is kinda very important please read or something. ]

[ i'm gonna be taking a break from THIS ask blog specifically because the way i have prester right now for this blogs "canon" (i guess you could say) doesn't really make me happy rn. so ill be primarily active on @keepin-it-barry-brief, my other askblog, while i try to figure out what i really, REALLY wanna do with this shitty old man./aff ]

[ you can still send in asks, but i won't answer them for a while. and prester may be WAAAAY different when i do get around to it. the onion ring-ing is still canon though. <3 ]

#[ not gonna tag this with anything relating to the blog/character itself since this has nothing to do with him. ]

[askthewitchhunter]

you are the tiniest, most obnoxious cretin I have ever hadth the displeasure of working for, I hope thyself gets confined to a glue trap, and stayth there forever and ever like the putrid fly you art.

this is not Holly Grayelle, this is Prester Virgil, when you see this, pleaseth punish Prester Virgil.

…Sincerely Holly Grayelle.

@askthewitchhunter care to explain?

#post responses #I HATH BEEN FRAMED! THAT DISHONEST WENCH. #And she did not even do it correctly. SHAME ON HER. #[ ooc: GOOD LIRD IN HEAV #EN IM HAVING A GREAT TIME ]

[askthewitchhunter]

*tries to throw onion rings onto your horns*

I swear, you hooligans are-

TRULY persistent, even I have to commend your abili—

—ties...

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[askthewitchhunter]

*snatches hat*

AH HA!

THOSE ARE HORNS

Wh?-

Oh, you insolent little devil, give that BACK!

I do NOT have horns, and I do not know why you hooligans are so obsessed with the idea of them!!

#ask responses #toontown corporate clash #witch hunter ttcc #prester virgil #ask blog #[ the expression in the second panel gets me every time ]

[askthewitchhunter]

Good Cog...

Alright, I will humor you this one time.

@askthewitchhunter HEY DUDE! THINK YOU COULD HELP ME WITH SOMETHING DAWG?

#post responses

[askthewitchhunter]

I do not like the way you speak to me, you ruffian. Perhaps learn some manners and I may find it within me to assist you.

...

...

...

Ugh... FINE.

Go on, spit out whatever nonsense you somehow require MY assistance for.

@askthewitchhunter HEY DUDE! THINK YOU COULD HELP ME WITH SOMETHING DAWG?

#post responses #toontown corporate clash #witch hunter ttcc #prester virgil #ask blog

[askthewitchhunter]

BE SILENT. KEEP THINE FORKED TONGUE BEHIND ITS TEETH, FOR I HATH NOT PASSED THROUGH FIRE AND DEATH TO EXCHANGE WORDS WITH THEE, A WITLESS ALLIGATOR.

It seems even one of the patent clerk's gaggle of litigators has fallen pray to this... blogging thing.

(@askthewitchhunter)

You say this like you don't have an account here too, Prester.

#post responses #toontown corporate clash #witch hunter ttcc #prester virgil #[ i would apologize for this but it would be a lie. ]

[askthewitchhunter]

why are you gender

I...

Pardon?

#What does this mean? #ask responses #toontown corporate clash #witch hunter ttcc #prester virgil #ask blog #[ YOUVE CONFUSED HIM ]