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aspiringfalseidol · 2 months
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aspiringfalseidol · 3 months
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embroidery from peacockandpinecones my friends and I have been losing our minds over all morning.
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aspiringfalseidol · 4 months
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Reblog him face for good luck in 2024
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
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Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video
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aspiringfalseidol · 7 months
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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
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aspiringfalseidol · 9 months
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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
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aspiringfalseidol · 10 months
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it makes me frothing mad that mediocre men like Matt Walsh and Michael Knowles snuck in their misogynistic and homophobic ideas under the reasonable analysis that women have done for years before them. their videos that get the most views are critiquing gender ideology, which women have been debunking for decades before either of them. they stole the ideas, and now get lauded and rich off of them, while women were getting doxxed and assaulted for the same.
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aspiringfalseidol · 10 months
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Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.
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aspiringfalseidol · 10 months
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aspiringfalseidol · 10 months
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what is your cishet male trait mine is being a car fan
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aspiringfalseidol · 10 months
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i think the relationship between a woman and the radfem who peaked her is like the relationship between a vampire and the older vampire who turned him
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aspiringfalseidol · 10 months
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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and
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WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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aspiringfalseidol · 10 months
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women who don't wear bras, do you have any advice for women who want to stop wearing them?
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aspiringfalseidol · 10 months
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wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine
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aspiringfalseidol · 10 months
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MIL (easiest way to call her even though there is no engagement and I am not married)
Her birthday is next week, and she adored the flowers I made for her daughter. So I want to surprise her with her own homemade flowers. Unfortunately, I don't know which way to go. So, I need help
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aspiringfalseidol · 10 months
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don’t let birding become a wealthy people thing. you don’t need to complete a list of 500+ birds, you don’t need to travel around the world, you don’t need to have seen a species only seen by a handful of people in the wild. it’s OK to just watch the birds in your area, with or without binoculars; gatekeeping birdwatching is ridiculous and i hate to see it
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I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
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