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liking my mutuals' posts sloppy style

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everyone's out celebrating valborg while I'm stuck at work 😭

#my shift ends now tho time to join themm #edit: im druuuunk #edit edit: im too drunk on going hone now

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ok girlies we are at a sleepover. we know how many crush confessions you’ve given and received. now tell us how many people you’ve kissed

#dont roamemberrrr #more than 7

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A PLA horseman riding towards a nuclear explosion whilst aiming a Kalashnikov during a nuclear weapons test, 1964

#art inspo

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#like 5-6 #one cup in the morning 2-3 at work one when I get home and one in the evening

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who up rigging they mortis

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it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)

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Jokes on me I don't know how to socialize irl or online

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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#CLOWN CLOWN CLOWN

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I hate how white people invented the we don’t owe each other anything mindset

#I never thought this was weird as a kid but looking back at it as an adult I'm like?? why did I spend so much of my childhood being hungry?? #never being fed while at friends houses every mom was on a diet so no one had snacks at home and we were only allowed snacks on saturdays #had a big culture shock when I found out kids in other countries were allowed chips and sweets on weekdays and even could bring it to school #I mean we had 'between meals' food too but it was usually a fruit or a slice of toast or smth #IF I got food at a friends place it was usually a mellanmål before their parents got home from work bc if they saw us digging in the pantry #they'd be angry :/

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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

#coelacanth

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Characters I think evolved in caves:

Blanca animal crossing

Slenderman

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Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!

Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?

Senshi:

#dungeon meshi

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#ginga nagareboshi gin #unless moomin counts