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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

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Old as shit skinny white woman in bed hooked up to 200 tubes and machines surrounded by her crying family, she looks up towards the eldest daughter and raises her frail hand. Everyone stops, listening raptly. She coughs twice and then clears her throat, and beckons the daughter closer. ‘i should’ve eaten her pussy. I should’ve rawed that roast beast like a rabid dog on its last legs. I would’ve made her bleed you know. She would’ve thought she came so hard that her period started. The squirt would’ve drowned me, but I’d swallow every last drop of rna so I could sequence it for the years to come. They’d have called me the krypt keeper. I would’ve chewed so hard her gynecologist would’ve woke up in the middle of the night sweating like a stuck pig. But I didn’t. That’s why I’m surrounded by you fucking bozos.’ With her final words she breaths her agonol breath and falls backwards before flatlining, leaving her family in the quiet hospice room stunned and teary eyed in the wake of her passing.

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harv 👍

👍 - crop top

YEEEEAYYYYY

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how it feels to come home from work at 8pm eat a huge portion of pork fried rice and immediately go beddy bye afterwards

#legendary

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thinking about that one video

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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online

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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

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UNNNNSUCKED COCK IN RRRRRŌNIN CHILI OOOOIIIIIIL

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Can you teach me something about the Phlog that I didn't know already?

i can sure try!

here's me explaining why the "e" on your keyboard secretly stands for "evil".

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Get Low

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i hate to tell you this but, i don't just play with this hud...

i WIN with this hud.

#sorry to break this to everyone agog in the notes but: filtered

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if you're wondering why THIS tiktok ban bill made it through the senate unlike last time...

#the rider bill dying will be both a herculean accomplishment for American politics and the last time anything gets passed

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average college residence hall