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Nothing is worse than reading a really well written bit of f/m smut and then immediately after the couple is done, the guy goes "what if you get pregnant"

I don't need to be reminded of the abject horror that is the notion of pregnancy in my fictional sex god dammit

#in other news #im alive

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MEAN GIRLS 2004 | dir. Mark Waters

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Vax in ep 36: i love you stubby. I'm never going to leave your side, I'm always going to be there. You can always be a pain in my ass like you are. I love you. Always have, always will.

Me, knowing What Happens:

#shut up becca #critical role #cr #critrole #vax #vex #vax and vex #vaxildan #vax'ildan #vexahlia #vex'ahlia

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This is what Rasputin would’ve wanted.

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Don't give them ideas

i think tumblr should have an @everyone feature. this would solve nothing and make everything worse

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sometimes your mutual hasn't posted in 288 days but you can't unfollow bc what if they come back

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Alex Hirsch conducting the most vital of research

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reasons i love morrigan:

1. if you threaten the revered mother in lothering into giving up the key to sten’s cage, morrigan exclaims “oh, we’re threatening priests now? wonderful!” but given that she gains +4 approval for doing it, she’s actually being completely sincere

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i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

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drake? where’s the horn of jurgen windcaller?

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the whole “alpha male” thing is so funny because like. one scientist was like “hey i noticed this thing in wolves” are people were like “cool. that applies to humans too and a whole bunch of people who seem to be acting seriously are going to construct an entire psychosocial hierarchy around it” and the scientist is like “hang on wait i actually think i was wrong. about the wolves”

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Okay.. so suppose you’re a fanfiction writer….

And I’m a fan of your stories…

would it be alright to bribe you with a fanart that i made,

so I can read the next chapter? 

:) just asking…. but srsly tho… can you bribe a fanfiction writer with fanart of their stories?