the rituals don’t have to be intricate. go to a kink party and say “oh that looks fun” and someone will offer you a go with the same casual enthusiasm of a guy wearing a watch when a stranger asks if he has the time
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Quick 2-afternoon project getting this corner wall waterproofed and also prettier. For once (knock on wood) absolutely zero problems with it
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Magical Spot on the River
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if you all could see all the fanart i imagine in my head and never draw it’d blow your tits clean off
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Wuthering Heights - Kate Bush (1978)
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The expressions on Newt's face are the unsung heroes of every scene he is in. He's doing the "just some guy who is having the weirdest day of his life" shtick PERFECTLY.
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I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die
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Have been asked by a jokingly irate grandfather why all of my friends and acquaintances are named after letters. Laughed but have no reply to this. Considering Ari can be rebus-ed into R-E, have even less reply to this.
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The idea of english as a mother tongue is so strange to me, in my head english is how ppl communicate when there's no way in common to communicate, so english as a mother tongue sounds a bit like idk email as a mother tongue ykwim? Like english to me feels like the stuff that's used to fill the empty spaces between languages
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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:
werewolves.
one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?
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i love the mountain goat songs that are like *lists all the errands i went on today. mentions a fruit tree. i hope god kills me before i find you.*
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Do you want to see a bad phone photo of totality in which the corona looks like it's covering the whole thing? Hell yeah you do.
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