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you know that scene in around the world in 80 days of DT's back? yeah

#good omens

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i ❤️ ... (button sets, part 1) by Claire Thompson

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I don’t feel even feel like it’s Friday. I’m not in love or anything

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#good omens

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

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But babe you love being gaslit

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Patiently waiting for bird videos to be invented. Photo from my collection, 1956.

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reminder that you also have the option of Shut Up

#i liked centipedes until i read feast for a king and now im inclined to agree with op #onotologicaly evil creatures #what do you need to be that long for

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hamlet would've lived if he had gotten some horatio fellatio

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a bruise and arousal are the same btw. blood rushing to a part of the body thats desperate for attention

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i only have sex when it allows me to further engage with the text in a nuanced and complex manner

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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

#ffak

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penis lethal injection

I need to be penis executed by firing squad

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i wish i was a boy so that boys would wish i was a girl so they could fuck me is that anything

it's everything. i understand you anon.

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