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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

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Boi turned 5!

#me #eugene #doggo

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✨  Backwater Eco-House by ©️ Platform 5 Architects (England, UK)

𝘕𝘰𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘬 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘺, 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘜𝘒  / 165 𝘮² / ©️ 📷 𝘈𝘭𝘢𝘯 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘮𝘴

“ … 𝘉𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 5 𝘈𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘰𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘬 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘴… 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘴. ”

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"Life Blossoms Through Water Mirrors"

Courtesy : @monomosite

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Maggie has got some serious sea legs!

(via Kale Pixey)

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✨   Water Cherry House by ©️ Kengo Kuma & Associates (Japan)

𝘛𝘰𝘬𝘺𝘰 𝘑𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘯 / 5,300 𝘴𝘲.𝘮 / ©️ 📷 𝘍𝘳é𝘥é𝘳𝘪𝘤 𝘋𝘶𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘵

“… 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘧 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘰𝘬𝘺𝘰 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 5,300 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘦-𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘦 (1.3-𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘦) 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘢𝘬𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘸𝘢-𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘰 𝘏𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘦 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘶𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘈𝘳𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘒𝘶𝘮𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 2000 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭… 𝘒𝘶𝘮𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘑𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘺𝘭𝘦. 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘝𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘑𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘺𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 ”

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You work as tech support for ancient supernatural beings who are trying to adapt to the modern world. It’s a frustrating - and at times dangerous - job, but at least your clients pay well.

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