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Once again here to say my user fucking changed again to @fruitpulsesv​ but people are liking my foolsamponk content again and honestly that’s funny cus those are my worst fics/headcanons/ect

I accidentally got onto this account instead of my actual one, so friendly reminder that I abandoned this account and now use @thembonamedsammy

#i just dont like them anymore #you can enjoy them but i will judge you for it /lh

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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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Okay this is very funny that there are new followers to a dead account?? Anyways new user is @renthehimbo ​

I accidentally got onto this account instead of my actual one, so friendly reminder that I abandoned this account and now use @thembonamedsammy

#sammy rambly #actually laughing my ass of rn because people legit dont know? #the stuff reblogged here was queued like a whole ass year ago XD

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*September 1st on Tumblr*

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I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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🎃🍉🎃🍬🎃 Happy Summerween! 🎃🍉🎃🍬🎃

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Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

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OKAY HERE THIS ONE SHOULD WORK REGARDLESS OF LIGHT OR DARK MODE USAGE >:]

#april fools #sky reblogs

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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I accidentally got onto this account instead of my actual one, so friendly reminder that I abandoned this account and now use @thembonamedsammy

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I accidentally got onto this account instead of my actual one, so friendly reminder that I abandoned this account and now use @thembonamedsammy

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I accidentally got onto this account instead of my actual one, so friendly reminder that I abandoned this account and now use @thembonamedsammy

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I accidentally got onto this account instead of my actual one, so friendly reminder that I abandoned this account and now use @thembonamedsammy

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I accidentally got onto this account instead of my actual one, so friendly reminder that I abandoned this account and now use @thembonamedsammy