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Tabletop RPGs should have more tutorial scenarios where you get to learn the game mechanics in a low-risk environment so that while you're actually learning the game mechanics your character is not at the risk of immediate death (unless lethality is very much a part of the game, in which case go for it)

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being horny is a disease and brother I am infected.

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I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.

Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.

If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.

I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.

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[Forever interest x Current interest]

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inner light.

find me on instagram!

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all the stardew valley spouses! :D

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“I will give you the power you seek,” the Fae lady said, “but in exchange, I will take your firstborn child.” “Alright, so when do you want to meet my parents?” “Wait, what?” “When do you want to get married?” “Hold on, now…”

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CLAUDETTE AND JAKE’S HALLOWEEN OUTFITS I’M OBSESSED!!!!

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It’s no secret that many of the hermits are extremely powerful creatures. Players as old as the universe itself, sentient mobs, minor deities, beings made of the void, glitches in the code—they’re a dangerous and powerful bunch.

Despite this the hermits don’t strike most as dangerous or somebody to be feared (unless said hermit is Doc, anybody with half a mind would at least be cautious of him), they’re often underestimated because of their typically laid back and goofy attitudes and behaviour. Underestimating them and provoking them has never gone well for anybody.

Occasionally even the hermits forget that their companions are beings that could tear apart their code and permakill them in a blink of an eye. They remind each other of this fact through empty threats or allowing the magic keeping their appearance more ‘normal’ to slip. There have been competitions on the server before to determine who is the scariest, strongest, etc. The time between the competitions is spent trying to figure out how to best the previous winner, they’re competitive people! There’s no reason behind the competitions other than it’s fun and gives them an excuse to let loose and embrace what they are.

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"Why do stories have happy endings?"

"Because life gives us enough sad ones."

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The lighting be giving mad scientist vibes.

Phineas has a teleportation pad. Where he gonna go?