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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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#usually do nothing but if its something i really Really don't like I just unfollow and move on with my life

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Little black squash balls, Walter. This lab is where you will create little black squash balls.

#potato knishes #.....

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lots of pokemon i dont seem to recognize these days

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Let the eldritch abomination have a minute to determine left from right so he can guide his blind angry British P.I. landlord around (they run into a pole five seconds later)

#i am on like ep 22 and i love this design so much #malevolent

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#todays the day

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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

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🎉🎉🎉

#thanks for inventing lesbiansim valve #JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#dungeon meshi

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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