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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

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Even more satisfying when you're the one driving the emergency vehicle. More often than not, people just stop their cars directly in the way though.

I love when emergency vehicles barrel down the street and all the cars slow down and pull over. It’s truly one of the few occasions when humanity unites in a dramatic show. I feel such a sense of pride when I am part of that. Go on your merry way, police car, do not let us impede you!

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Fellas is it gay to be a good one to have a good time with you and your team for the next few days

#probably

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Everyone in Virginia Beach with this snow

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“guns don’t kill people, people kill people”

when’s the last time you saw someone strangle 58 people in less than 15 minutes, steve?

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Dating Me

downside:  i will slowly but surely drag you downwards into the hellish pit of despair in which i reside

upside:  i will send you funny cat photos

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They look the same!!

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I would literally pay you to punch me. Not anything necessarily sexual. You just receive a bag of money with my picture and a note with the time and location I will be at. You go there, spot me, walk up to me, punch me as hard as you can, and then walk away.

I would absolutely love to do this.

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Me

date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

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When people call their titties tiny and they’re a solid B at least and I’m over here with nipples on a ribcage like

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Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.